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Skyline

Skyline
This list was started on 13th November 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 42 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th March 2012

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If Aliens do visit us, they're here for our brains, because despite having interstellar travel and self-repairing technology, they really need them!
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    Posted, 4th December 2010
    by Tombo
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    If you keep your shades drawn, the aliens will never find you.
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      Posted, 16th November 2010
      by kerina
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      You can still make out while in a tractor beam.
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        Posted, 16th November 2010
        by kerina
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        Bet South Africa wishes they'd treated those aliens a little better...
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          Posted, 7th December 2010
          by NateSean
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          Orange brains are on your side.
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            Posted, 14th May 2011
            by MusicManD
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            Some movies should have been video games instead.
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              Posted, 14th May 2011
              by MusicManD
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              If you ever wondered what Independence Day would have been like without all the interesting characters and plot development... here you go!
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              • 23rd September 2011 by wildmorgan
                Independence day - interesting characters and plot development - really?
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              Posted, 14th May 2011
              by MusicManD
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              When giant alien ships show up your girlfriend will try and call the police.
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                Posted, 13th November 2010
                by ryan corderman
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                It is always proper etiquette to prop the door open when going to investigate if the aliens are coming to get you.
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                  Posted, 16th November 2010
                  by kerina
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                  If you hit an alien squid with your SUV, it will need a new brain.
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                    Posted, 11th April 2011
                    by Thalidomide Squid
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                    If you're the only black guy in an action film, it doesn't matter how well known you are... you won't make it to the end alive.
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                      Posted, 14th May 2011
                      by MusicManD
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                      This film was supposed to be about Duke Nukem, they just forgot to include him...
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                        Posted, 30th January 2012
                        by oleza
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                        Always take pictures of yourself cheating on your girlfriend then let her browse through the shots...
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                          Posted, 30th January 2012
                          by oleza
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                          Always follow the instructions of a building manager. They have the best survival skills...
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                            Posted, 30th January 2012
                            by oleza
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                            Apparently, there is a short supply of pregnant women in Los Angeles.
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                              Posted, 30th January 2012
                              by oleza
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                              It's nice when aliens attack and they leave all your major utilities intact for a while. Although people may be dying, at least you can watch it on TV and have a glass of water!
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                                Posted, 30th January 2012
                                by oleza
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                                No hope left? Blow yourself up!
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                                  Posted, 13th November 2010
                                  by ryan corderman
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                                  Brains are like batteries. Just steal a new one and you are good to go!
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                                    Posted, 13th November 2010
                                    by ryan corderman
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                                    Helicopters should keep an eye out for tongue like things.
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                                      Posted, 13th November 2010
                                      by ryan corderman
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                                      When an alien takes your brains he also steals you memories.
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                                        Posted, 13th November 2010
                                        by ryan corderman
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                                        Aliens don't like convertibles very much.
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                                          Posted, 13th November 2010
                                          by ryan corderman
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                                          Turk from Scrubs vs. Aliens? HELL YEAH!
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                                            Posted, 13th November 2010
                                            by ryan corderman
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                                            Alien ships can crash then be repaired very easily.
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                                              Posted, 13th November 2010
                                              by ryan corderman
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                                              Avoid looking at strange lights.
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                                                Posted, 13th November 2010
                                                by ryan corderman
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                                                Duck and cover really works against a nuclear attack!
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                                                  Posted, 18th November 2010
                                                  by zeitzeuge
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                                                  Homeland security will send helicopters if they hear your party is going to be the bomb.
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                                                    Posted, 19th December 2010
                                                    by ryan corderman
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                                                    Watching gay guys give oral sex is the greatest pastime for hip 20 somethings.
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                                                      Posted, 19th December 2010
                                                      by ryan corderman
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                                                      Alien lights are downright rude when you're trying to sleep.
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                                                        Posted, 19th December 2010
                                                        by ryan corderman
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                                                        Beware of giant sky squids!
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                                                          Posted, 19th December 2010
                                                          by ryan corderman
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                                                          Just because you're one of the main characters and you happen to be pregnant, it doesn't necessarily mean you're going to be a good character
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                                                            Posted, 2nd January 2011
                                                            by njackson84
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                                                            The entire car can be crushed by a giant foot but the well known actor's character will barely have a scratch on him.
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                                                              Posted, 2nd January 2011
                                                              by njackson84
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                                                              The safest place you can think of is the top floor of a skyscraper with giant glass windows.
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                                                                Posted, 14th May 2011
                                                                by MusicManD
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                                                                Luke Skywalker would have dropped a heavy door on that alien.
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                                                                  Posted, 14th May 2011
                                                                  by MusicManD
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                                                                  I learned that some strait-to-Syfy Channel movies miraculously make it to the big screen.
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                                                                    Posted, 13th June 2011
                                                                    by Jimster114
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                                                                    The best way to advertise your $5M apartment to prospective buyers is to make a poorly received $15M movie.
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                                                                      Posted, 28th August 2011
                                                                      by Nasher
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                                                                      The B2 bomber can maneuver like a fly.
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                                                                        Posted, 23rd September 2011
                                                                        by wildmorgan
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                                                                        This movie was worth it to see LA get nuked.
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                                                                          Posted, 4th November 2011
                                                                          by john2012
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                                                                          Aliens will fondle you if you are pregnant.
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                                                                            Posted, 4th November 2011
                                                                            by john2012
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                                                                            Lets make out in the tractor beam.
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                                                                              Posted, 4th November 2011
                                                                              by john2012
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                                                                              Aliens are in direct competition with Zombies for human brains, which are always high in demand.
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                                                                                Posted, 30th January 2012
                                                                                by oleza
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                                                                                When all alien hell is breaking loose and a gigantor alien has just killed two people, you and your wife should just stand behind your Mercedes SUV for no reason.
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                                                                                  Posted, 9th March 2012
                                                                                  by KDubbz
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                                                                                  Brain sucking aliens are obsessed with people living in overpriced condo towers.
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                                                                                    Posted, 10th March 2012
                                                                                    by KDubbz
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