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Hollow Man

Hollow Man
This list was started on 30th November 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
There are 21 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th January 2013

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Being invisible also means fire won't kill you.
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    Posted, 6th April 2012
    by occams chainsaw
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    Willingly and arrogantly subject yourself to being the first human test subject for your experimental invisibility serum, then bitch and blame your colleagues when attempts to bring you back fail. Besides, it's everybody's fault but your own, right?
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      Posted, 30th November 2010
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      After whacking the unstable invisible man over the head with a crowbar-- the same invisible man who's strangled, maimed, and impaled your colleagues, and stabbed you with a crowbar and left you for dead in a freezer, toss said crowbar right next to his unconscious body. After all that, surely he wouldn't come to, pick it up, and try to use it on you, right?
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        Posted, 30th November 2010
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        Rule Number 1: Always stick with the group. Rule Number 2: Have your thermal goggles on you at ALL times. Failure to follow either of these rules will most certainly result in Kevin Bacon KILLING your ass.
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          Posted, 30th November 2010
          by KungFuMasterLarry
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          Tranquilizer darts work instantaneously.
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            Posted, 30th November 2010
            by KungFuMasterLarry
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            Shut your damn blinds when you undress. You're only tempting and inviting the invisible man to come and rape you.
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            • 1st January 2013 by agentdc7
              Yeah, totally.
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            Posted, 30th November 2010
            by KungFuMasterLarry
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            Maybe a REAL gun, not a tranq gun or even a makeshift flamethrower, would be more effective against the psychotic invisible man.
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              Posted, 30th November 2010
              by KungFuMasterLarry
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              Getting burned with a flamethrower, bashed in the head with a crowbar, and electrocuted? Why assume he's dead just because he falls into a pit of fire?
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                Posted, 6th January 2013
                by vfxfan
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                Groping is much more gratifying when you're invisible.
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                  Posted, 30th November 2010
                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                  Kevin Bacon will make it REAL painless before he breaks your neck. Granted, you're still going to die, but at least he'll tranquilize you before he does it.
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                    Posted, 30th November 2010
                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                    Sebastian's "B" between A and C was to go crazy and start killing his friends.
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                      Posted, 27th January 2011
                      by Kikkomannrice
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                      CGI can be done the RIGHT way.
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                        Posted, 21st March 2012
                        by Max
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                        Invisible men actually won't spend the first two weeks of invisibility watching hot chicks shower.
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                        • 16th August 2012 by Max
                          He walked into his neighbor's house and rapped her and what about that scene where he was sucking on his co workers nipple while she's sleeping and etc. Maybe you saw the T.V version.
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                        Posted, 10th April 2012
                        by Sfc
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                        Being invisible also gives you super strength and endurance.
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                          Posted, 1st January 2013
                          by agentdc7
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                          If sprinklers will reveal an invisible man, that activate them as late as possible.
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                            Posted, 1st January 2013
                            by agentdc7
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                            After getting stabbed, throw duct tape on it, and you'll be fine. And no, it won't hinder your ability to climb ladders really fast.
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                              Posted, 1st January 2013
                              by agentdc7
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                              If you wanna throw blood all over the floor to see an invisible man's footsteps, spread the blood only directly in front of you. Don't bother with the sides or your rear.
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                                Posted, 1st January 2013
                                by agentdc7
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                                Since Paul Verhoeven is directing, we must see Kevin Bacon's butt because.
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                                  Posted, 1st January 2013
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  R-rated movies normally can't show a penis. But you can show CG penis slowly disappearing.
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                                    Posted, 1st January 2013
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Being invisible means you don't ever get cold again.
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                                      Posted, 1st January 2013
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Everyone likes to have sex with the windows wide open.
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                                        Posted, 1st January 2013
                                        by agentdc7
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