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Con Air

Con Air
This list was started on 5th December 2010 by churi
There are 31 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th January 2015

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If criminals hijack a plane and fly it towards Los Vegas, and there's at least one innocent guy on that plane, don't shoot it down in the middle of the desert. Have them land it on the strip. That way, no one innocent will get hurt.
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    Posted, 19th February 2011
    by Mickey
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    Always put the bunny back in the box.
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      Posted, 5th December 2010
      by churi
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      If your the pilot and you are forced to say everything is fine over communications, don't bother sending any other messages while no one is watching you the rest of the time.
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        Posted, 10th January 2015
        by agentdc7
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        If someone shoots you in the hand, you just keep on doing whatever it is you're doing.
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          Posted, 5th December 2010
          by churi
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          Never let Steve Buschemi babysit your children.
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            Posted, 5th December 2010
            by churi
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            You can walk free as long as you look like you're normal, although you're a psycho rapist and a murderer.
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              Posted, 5th December 2010
              by churi
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              Never transport prisoners.
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                Posted, 5th December 2010
                by churi
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                Nicolas Cage appears in good movies once in a while.
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                • 10th January 2015 by agentdc7
                  Once in a while.
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                Posted, 5th December 2010
                by churi
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                Every criminal has a nickname.
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                  Posted, 5th December 2010
                  by churi
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                  Seeing a dead body fall on a car can be funny.
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                    Posted, 5th December 2010
                    by churi
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                    Nicolas Cage will beat you up if you treat women like that
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                      Posted, 10th December 2010
                      by AKenjiB
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                      Parents leave their young girls to play alone if they live near abandoned air fields and plane junkyards.
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                        Posted, 15th December 2010
                        by virendra
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                        The criminal justice system is WAY harder on soldiers then it is on civilians. A soldier WILL go to jail for crimes committed in self defense.
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                          Posted, 19th February 2011
                          by Mickey
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                          Sometimes, the crazy, deranged killer can be the moral compass of a movie. They should always get off scot-free.
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                            Posted, 20th February 2011
                            by Mickey
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                            The movie title is misleading. I did not see a single hair dryer.
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                              Posted, 7th December 2011
                              by bourbonphantom
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                              If you think that the most dangerous convict in the world does something crazy when he is on the loose, then you're wrong. He just sits tight, drops some smart phrases and occasionally sings along with a little girls.
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                                Posted, 3rd May 2013
                                by randy
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                                When pissed off Nicolas Cage is coming right at you and you have a gun, you better shoot him in the body, not in the arm. Especially when the distance between you and him is approximately 2 meters, duh!
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                                  Posted, 3rd May 2013
                                  by randy
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                                  Police motorcycle will blow up when it hits a firetruck.
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                                    Posted, 3rd May 2013
                                    by randy
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                                    Shaun Of The Dead thinks Con Air is - The - Perfect - Movie.
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                                      Posted, 17th April 2014
                                      by RumeursRTru
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                                      DEAs like to leave their car keys lying around the station just in case anyone wants to steal their classic Corvette parking in the handicap spot.
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                                        Posted, 10th January 2015
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        If a body falls from a couple thousand feet onto a moving car, chances are the body will still be in one piece and clean enough to read a message written on the corpse's shirt.
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                                          Posted, 10th January 2015
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          When you are secretly escaping on a Fire Truck, be sure to ride on the top of the ladder so everyone can see you escaping.
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                                            Posted, 10th January 2015
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Las Vegas police bikes keep their keys in the ignition at all times just in case 2 main characters need to simultaneously give chase.
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                                              Posted, 10th January 2015
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              After all is said and done, you will find your bunny floating down the side of the street right before it washes away into a drain.
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                                                Posted, 10th January 2015
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                If you are running to catch the plane, don't try going in the landing gear.
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                                                  Posted, 10th January 2015
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  If a Corvette somehow magically attaches itself to the plane taking off, it will conveniently crash right in front its owner because.
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                                                    Posted, 10th January 2015
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    If you can see a car falling just a few feet in front of you, just stand there. It's probably your car after all.
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                                                      Posted, 10th January 2015
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      You can hold a stuffed bunny hostage.
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                                                        Posted, 10th January 2015
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        Cy - anara. Like Sayoonara.
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                                                          Posted, 10th January 2015
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          What's the most interesting thing a crazy psycho chained and gagged on board can do in a plane full of crazy cons? Just talk and stare.
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                                                            Posted, 10th January 2015
                                                            by agentdc7
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