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Night at the Museum

Night at the Museum
This list was started on 9th January 2011 by Hayleychaotix
There are 19 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th March 2015

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"Lock up the lions or they will eat you" is not important enough to be number 1 on the instruction manual.
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    Posted, 9th January 2011
    by Hayleychaotix
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    Give the cavemen a lighter; what could they possibly do with it?
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    • 20th February 2012 by Movie Genius
      Nice!
    • 6th April 2011 by Andershp
      Yeah cavemen are freakin pyromaniacs
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    Posted, 9th January 2011
    by Hayleychaotix
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    Attila the Hun couldn't speak any language--He could only yell.
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      Posted, 5th March 2011
      by LindseyW
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      The monkey let almost everything in the museum out, but slapping him is still wrong.
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        Posted, 9th January 2011
        by Hayleychaotix
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        It's easy to track someone's car when they crashed a few yards away from you.
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          Posted, 9th January 2011
          by Hayleychaotix
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          All dinosaurs just want to play fetch.
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            Posted, 9th January 2011
            by Hayleychaotix
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            The south gets nascar, so just chill!
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              Posted, 9th January 2011
              by Hayleychaotix
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              The guy you just hired is being attacked by a dinosaur and there are lions he doesn't know about coming to life upstairs...continue with the party.
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                Posted, 9th January 2011
                by Hayleychaotix
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                9
                He's cracking wise.
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                  Posted, 9th January 2011
                  by Hayleychaotix
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                  10
                  Sweet dreams cupcake!
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                    Posted, 17th January 2011
                    by twich
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                    11
                    The sequel to this is the first sign of Armageddon.
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                      Posted, 20th August 2013
                      by Loyd Mongo
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                      Nicknames you have to get use to around Gus: Weirdy, Lunch Box, Cupcake, Hot dog, Hopscotch, Snack shack, Butterscotch & Hotshot.
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                        Posted, 25th February 2015
                        by zikzak393
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                        Tracking a van with a flat tire is relatively easy.
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                          Posted, 11th February 2015
                          by zikzak393
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                          When you're made of wax, surgery is a simple as light a candle.
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                            Posted, 11th February 2015
                            by zikzak393
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                            15
                            Have a Museum party with all the displays and don't worry about the secret getting out.
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                              Posted, 11th February 2015
                              by zikzak393
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                              Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun.
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                                Posted, 25th February 2015
                                by zikzak393
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                                Don't crack wise, Hopscotch or Gus will have to punch you in the nose.
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                                  Posted, 25th February 2015
                                  by zikzak393
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                                  Larry felt a connection with Debbie when he entered the office because she's his Mom in real life.
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                                    Posted, 25th February 2015
                                    by zikzak393
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                                    Museums usually leave one window unlocked just in case a curious caveman wants to escape.
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                                      Posted, 9th March 2015
                                      by KDubbz
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