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Slither

Slither
This list was started on 28th November 2009 by Anon
There are 32 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 4th September 2015

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When your body has been taken over by nasty jumbo sized alien slugs and now you look like a blimp...I think it's safe to say YES I do believe something is wrong with you!
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    Posted, 17th December 2009
    by TiffYG2133
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    Listening to headphones when you're taking a bath is never a good idea.
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      Posted, 28th November 2009
      by Anon
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      Smalltown, USA will always be the first place attacked by hostile aliens. Always.
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        Posted, 28th November 2009
        by Anon
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        Tentacle monsters will attack everything from little children to old men and women; they just prefer high school girls and young teachers more.
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          Posted, 28th November 2009
          by Anon
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          You only get pregnant if he gets both of them inside you.
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          • 26th December 2009 by kyisama
            Lol, I found this to be funny.
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          Posted, 28th November 2009
          by Anon
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          It's TOTALLY not safe to play an mp3 player with an open window in a bathroom while taking a bath. BUT it is an essential must to keep on a hot curling iron, did nails, and good gag reflexes against alien kind.
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            Posted, 30th November 2009
            by Anon
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            What they didn't know was that Mr. Pibb was the easy antidote to kill the beast.
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              Posted, 4th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Propane comes in handy when dealing with an obese alien.
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                Posted, 5th May 2015
                by MrPseudoscience
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                Pregnancy makes you really, really, really hungry. Like eating-raccoon hungry.
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                  Posted, 28th November 2009
                  by Anon
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                  There are some people in this world who have the same first name as their last name.
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                    Posted, 28th November 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Hand grenades are useless in a world full of Chekhov's guns.
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                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                      by Anon
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                      Smalltown, USA really, really likes hunting season.
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                        Posted, 28th November 2009
                        by Anon
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                        They came, they slithered, and gluttonized your sexy southern belles.
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                          Posted, 30th November 2009
                          by Anon
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                          "'Gina" is a country. You know, where "Ginese" people come from.
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                            Posted, 8th January 2010
                            by EF
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                            The family home is ruined forever.
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                              Posted, 5th May 2015
                              by MrPseudoscience
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                              An unlikely girl becomes a team player.
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                                Posted, 5th May 2015
                                by MrPseudoscience
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                                Aliens hate dogs no matter what kind of movie it is....Except E.T. he had a canine friend...
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                                  Posted, 30th August 2015
                                  by MrPseudoscience
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                                  Alien hiveminds are more dangerous then humanoid aliens.
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                                    Posted, 30th August 2015
                                    by MrPseudoscience
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                                    Alien is a word that should be used for extraterrestrials not immigrants...
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                                      Posted, 30th August 2015
                                      by MrPseudoscience
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                                      Liberals are the worst in alien invasions....they call on John Kerry to try to negotiate how to take over Earth.
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                                        Posted, 30th August 2015
                                        by MrPseudoscience
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                                        The young macho man always die showing off...EVERY TIME!
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                                          Posted, 30th August 2015
                                          by MrPseudoscience
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                                          Girls don't like it when you flick their boobs if you want sex.
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                                            Posted, 28th November 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            He's Bill Pardy.
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                                              Posted, 28th November 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              Dr. Pepper is the best kind of Coke.
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                                              • 1st December 2009 by Anon
                                                lol I fail.
                                              • 30th November 2009 by Anon
                                                MR. PIB!
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                                              Posted, 28th November 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              Mr. Pibb is the best kind of Coke.
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                                                Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                An easy escape would be to kill yourself, but with these aliens, they'll gladly do it for you.
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                                                  Posted, 10th December 2009
                                                  by kyisama
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                                                  Sure, you saved my butt. But I'm the man so, of course, when I tell that story, it's gonna be the other way around.
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                                                    Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                    by EF
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                                                    You might turn into one of "those things". I know it sounds negative but, well, it's been that sorta day.
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                                                      Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                      by EF
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                                                      Remember: Don't let them in your mouth!
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                                                        Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                        by EF
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                                                        You get a glimpse of Elizabeth Banks in her underwear
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                                                          Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                          by MrPseudoscience
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                                                          When you see a squid like human/creature that can kill you instantly, do everything else except calling the Government/CDC on your cell phone. Because that would be a buzz kill.
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                                                            Posted, 4th September 2015
                                                            by larrydx
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                                                            Lack of lethal weaponry is never a problem in the USA.
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                                                              Posted, 4th September 2015
                                                              by larrydx
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