Thor can beat up wave after wave of soldiers that are highly trained in hand to hand combat. However he is easily overpowered by a few doctors and lowly paid hospital security staff that have no combat training whatsoever. (0) Comments
The Asgardians live in a place where magic and science are the same and one. A magic hammer which has great power to build and destroy was used to destroy their gateway. However, they find it is impossible to reconstruct the gateway. (0) Comments
<span>The best way to convince your peace-loving father that you would make a great king is destroying a whole race with their realm for that<span id="dtx-highlighting-item" dtx-highlight-backgroundcolor="lime"> very </span>reason.</span> (2) Comments
You got the coding wrong: The best way to convince your peace-loving father that you would make a great king is destroying a whole race with their realm for that very reason.
The backslash signifies the ending of whatever you're doing.
Shortly after Thor's single-handed destruction of the rainbow bridge, the Asgardian royal family was faced with a multi-million dollar lawsuit regarding the new hazards that the incomplete road now posed for the racers in the final level of Mario Kart. (0) Comments
Asgard has racial quotas. Can't have only white people as Norse Gods. No, that would be just racist and silly. "We'll give him the position of Ass Guard. They like big butts don't they? Can we also pay him in, like, food? I hear they like watermelon and fried chicken... Oh, hi Heimdall, we were just talking about you and we..." "Please stop calling me Heimdall, okay? I just want to go back to Vodun. You guys are really creeping me out." (0) Comments
Norse gods aren't interested in Nordic countries or dialects any more. I don't blame them however, if I was raped as much as Americans did rape Norse mythology, I would develop a Stockholm syndrome as well and preferred America and speak English all the time. (0) Comments