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Osmosis Jones

Osmosis Jones
This list was started on 4th August 2011 by SoraKari
There are 14 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 4th June 2012

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Don't eat hardboiled eggs, don't drop food into monkey cages, NEVER EAT HARDBOILED EGGS THAT HAVE BEEN DROPPED INTO MONKEY CAGES!!!!!!
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    Posted, 18th August 2011
    by Kikkomannrice
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    Washing your face with fried chicken will give you very big zits.
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      Posted, 4th August 2011
      by SoraKari
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      Drix doesn't dance. He has no left feet.
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        Posted, 4th August 2011
        by SoraKari
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        Ebola is a case of dandruff compared to Thrax.
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          Posted, 4th August 2011
          by SoraKari
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          5
          I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis.
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            Posted, 4th August 2011
            by SoraKari
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            It is illegal to pop a pimple without a permit.
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              Posted, 4th August 2011
              by SoraKari
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              The reason that monkeys eat so many fruits and vegetables is because they're not smart enough to butcher a cow.
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                Posted, 4th August 2011
                by SoraKari
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                Beer is fluids.
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                  Posted, 4th August 2011
                  by SoraKari
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                  Careful, Thrax is contagious.
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                    Posted, 4th August 2011
                    by SoraKari
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                    Nobody in Frank can properly pronounce the word "hypothalamus" without stammering like a moron.
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                      Posted, 4th August 2011
                      by SoraKari
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                      11
                      You want Osmosis? You got Osmosis!
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                        Posted, 4th August 2011
                        by SoraKari
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                        12
                        White blood cells like their drinks extra disgusting.
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                          Posted, 13th August 2011
                          by Evilgidgit
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                          13
                          Animated characters often mistake friends and colleagues for their voice actors.
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                            Posted, 31st May 2012
                            by FilmSavvy
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                            14
                            This movie teaches you more about the human body than most schools ever will.
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                              Posted, 4th June 2012
                              by FilmSavvy
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