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Eraser

Eraser
This list was started on 16th October 2011 by agentdc7
There are 38 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th June 2016

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Apparently it is easy to out run bullets that travel at the speed of light after they have been fired from a gun that was just aimed, via x-ray, at your heart.
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    Posted, 10th April 2012
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    When you kill a CG crocodile, it will become luggage.
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      Posted, 16th October 2011
      by agentdc7
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      When Arnold says "GET DOWN!" Then GET DOWN!!!
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        Posted, 16th October 2011
        by agentdc7
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        If you can't see any of your targets with your x-ray vision, don't bother to notice they might be hiding behind the suspiciously knocked over refrigerator. For that matter, don't bother just firing at it with your super penetrating rail gun.
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          Posted, 16th October 2011
          by agentdc7
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          Who can yank someone off the ground with a noose in 2 seconds? Only Arnold.
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            Posted, 16th October 2011
            by agentdc7
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            If Arnold counter threatens you, you better take it seriously.
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              Posted, 16th October 2011
              by agentdc7
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              Arnold can teleport out of car whenever he decides to crash it.
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                Posted, 16th October 2011
                by agentdc7
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                Even though the machine is reading flat-lined, the first thing to do is use the defibrillator on the patient and ignore the fact that he's moving and screaming. And don't bother checking if the wire came lose either.
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                  Posted, 16th October 2011
                  by agentdc7
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                  If you can't use your gun, throw chairs and people.
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                    Posted, 16th October 2011
                    by agentdc7
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                    When you want to kill Arnold, just fire one bullet at his shoulder and don't bother to check if he's actually dead.
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                      Posted, 16th October 2011
                      by agentdc7
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                      Bad guys will choose to painstakingly climb up a slope to reach for a gun rather than slide down and kick the good guy off the shipping container to fall to their death. Or maybe the bad guy knows that making Arnold fall to his death never works.
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                        Posted, 16th October 2011
                        by agentdc7
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                        You've just been E-REZZED.
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                          Posted, 16th October 2011
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                          It's really windy on the 25th floor.
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                            Posted, 16th October 2011
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                            Airplanes can make U-turns with ease. And with a damaged engine.
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                              Posted, 16th October 2011
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                              A parachute will break your fall, even if you deploy it at the last second.
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                                Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                Railgun bullets that can easily penetrate the human body like any other conventional bullet will also make you fly across the room.
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                                  Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                  Zoos are dangerous because they contain CG crocodiles.
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                                    Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                    An A+ evaluation means you get a bullet.
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                                      Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                      A sleeping drug works for only a few minutes on Arnold.
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                                        Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                        Desert Eagles usually hold around 8 - 10 bullets. But if Arnold is holding it, it's infinite.
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                                          Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                          Some kids think Arnold looks like an alien.
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                                            Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                            Crocodiles roar instead of hiss. Well, at least CG crocodiles do.
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                                              Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                              It's Raining Men at a gay bar.
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                                                Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                                Bulletproof glass will eat bullets rather than bounce them back at you.
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                                                  Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                                  A van will explode twice just in case you missed it the first time.
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                                                    Posted, 16th October 2011
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                                                    An impaled leg will only bother Arnold until he takes out shrapnel.
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                                                      Posted, 16th October 2011
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      Don't tie someone to a cheap chair.
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                                                        Posted, 16th October 2011
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        When you want to take out a truck full of bad guys, stand right in front of its path. Don't worry. The truck will fly over your head when it explodes.
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                                                          Posted, 16th October 2011
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Even the most secure vaults' doors will open if you shoot it's keypad.
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                                                            Posted, 10th June 2016
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            No self-respecting wiseguy would be caught dead in a gay bar.
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                                                              Posted, 10th June 2016
                                                              by Garga
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                                                              If you are under witness protection, maybe it's better if you just don't go to your usual places. Well, at least if you don't want your tongue be hanged from a bad guy's trophy wall.
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                                                                Posted, 10th June 2016
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                Always consider the possibility that there maybe a camera in the vault room, where you're going to gather incriminating evidence against the company you work for.
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                                                                  Posted, 10th June 2016
                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                  A car explosion doesn't really hurt you if you hide in the manhole directly underneath the car with it's hatch open.
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                                                                    Posted, 10th June 2016
                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                    When you're taking cover from a spike launcher grenade under a fridge door, make sure to hold the door from underside. Don't hold your hand ''on'' the door.
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                                                                      Posted, 10th June 2016
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                                                                      Your villain boss gets mad if you hit him with a cheap piece of mail order shit.
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                                                                        Posted, 10th June 2016
                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                        When you see the guy and the witness which are a pain in your ass got blown in a car, make sure you or one your buddies did it before get excited and celebrating.
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                                                                          Posted, 10th June 2016
                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                          Take great care in raising your children. This way you make sure they won't trade your truck with a stranger for 50 bucks.
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                                                                            Posted, 10th June 2016
                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                            The only thing the EMS team care about is that freaking beep sound. If that stops, they'll shock you no matter how much you resist or object to them.
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                                                                              Posted, 10th June 2016
                                                                              by Garga
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