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Alien 3

Alien 3
This list was started on 13th December 2011 by bourbonphantom
There are 10 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 20th August 2013

The Things I Learned . . .

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In the future, rapists wear Goggles of Sexual Strength +2.
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  • 20th December 2011 by agentdc7
    Ah, you beat me to the rape goggles learning!
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Posted, 13th December 2011
by bourbonphantom
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It's always best to kill off the coolest character from the previous movie in the series BEFORE the movie starts.
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    Posted, 10th April 2012
    by Sfc
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    Alien eggs are autonomous when they come out of the queen's butt. They can do things like climb up walls and glue themselves to corners in the ceiling.
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    • 22nd December 2011 by agentdc7
      One of the many reasons why I disliked the story.
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    Posted, 13th December 2011
    by bourbonphantom
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    When you see your death is imminent, and will be unpleasant, remember to say something meaningful, like "mmbuh."
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      Posted, 13th December 2011
      by bourbonphantom
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      5
      Never go out of your way to save someone, because they will just die horribly in the next film.
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        Posted, 13th December 2011
        by bourbonphantom
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        6
        When a dangerous creature is on the loose, avoid standing under open air vents.
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          Posted, 13th December 2011
          by bourbonphantom
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          7
          Military starships cannot handle a minor hull breach from acid. Their first line of defense is not to seal off areas of the ship, but rather eject all living passengers into unknown space.
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            Posted, 13th December 2011
            by bourbonphantom
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            8
            It's alright to say "shit" because it's not against God.
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              Posted, 13th December 2011
              by bourbonphantom
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              9
              If you make a deal with God to live forever, God will hold up his end of the deal.
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                Posted, 13th December 2011
                by bourbonphantom
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                10
                Too many cooks save the soup. Right?
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                  Posted, 20th August 2013
                  by Loyd Mongo
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