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Underworld: Awakening

Underworld: Awakening
This list was started on 27th January 2012 by bourbonphantom
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th February 2016

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70% of this film takes place in hallways.
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    Posted, 27th January 2012
    by bourbonphantom
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    Despite NEVER meeting her mother, a girl raised in America will have an English accent because her mother is English...
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      Posted, 2nd May 2012
      by Josh
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      I believe I saw this movie before, but it was called "Blade 2."
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      • 14th June 2013 by Samson
        lol
      • 9th March 2013 by NateSean
        Except that Underworld: The Awakening was whiter than a polar bear convention in a snow storm.
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      Posted, 27th January 2012
      by bourbonphantom
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      Boots and other fetishwear should be stored in refrigerators when not in use.
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        Posted, 31st January 2012
        by bourbonphantom
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        If you have the ability to reanimate the dead, only use it on important characters.
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          Posted, 27th January 2012
          by bourbonphantom
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          In the future, all detectives have ridiculous cheek and jaw bones.
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            Posted, 27th January 2012
            by bourbonphantom
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            Selena can land gracefully on her feet when falling straight down from extreme heights, but rolling off the top of an 18-wheeler just knocks her right out.
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            • 30th July 2014 by smartguy360
              also she she had just been awoken from cryo sleep
            • 14th June 2013 by Samson
              nice!!!
            • 9th March 2013 by NateSean
              In fairness, she wasn't prepared for the truck to stop.
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            Posted, 27th January 2012
            by bourbonphantom
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            The vampires had royal families, manors, estates, sterile labs, weapons research departments, and all the latest fashion, while the Lycans appeared to live in the sewers. Now of a sudden the Lycans are in charge of the biomedical/pharmaceutical corporatocracy?
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              Posted, 31st January 2012
              by bourbonphantom
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              Kate Beckinsale in Leather. Do you need another reason to see this movie?
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              Posted, 4th February 2012
              by john2012
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              There are only 2 cops in the city on active duty during the daytime.
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                Posted, 11th February 2012
                by bourbonphantom
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                Scott Speedman can easily be super-imposed into a film if he can't make it to the set.
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                  Posted, 10th May 2012
                  by AshBlaze
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                  Need to bring someone back from the dead no problem just use some of kate's corvinus blood then massage the heart vigorously
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                    Posted, 30th July 2014
                    by smartguy360
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                    When someone is hurt bad and they aren't healing, you probably shouldn't bite them and cause further bleeding.
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                      Posted, 27th January 2012
                      by bourbonphantom
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                      Selena manages to keep her catsuit incredibly shiny even after exposure to dust clouds from explosions, crashing into old, dirty wooden fixtures, or falling into the sewer. BTW I appreciate that.
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                        Posted, 27th January 2012
                        by bourbonphantom
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                        Do not try to fight lycans with a chain whip. Didn't work in the first film, won't work 12 years in the future either.
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                          Posted, 27th January 2012
                          by bourbonphantom
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                          David's weapon of choice is an old-fashioned iron that has been sharpened to a point.
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                            Posted, 27th January 2012
                            by bourbonphantom
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                            The girl is only able to use her super vivisection attack 1 time, and she wastes it on a low-level lycan.
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                              Posted, 31st January 2012
                              by bourbonphantom
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                              People in the future are apparently accustomed to giant Lycans jumping all over and around moving cars.
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                              • 9th March 2013 by NateSean
                                Sort of justified by the opening scenes and the fact that the police have an alert for non-human aggressors.
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                              Posted, 31st January 2012
                              by bourbonphantom
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                              Carnivals cannot be allowed to operate when vampires and lycans plague the earth.
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                                Posted, 31st January 2012
                                by bourbonphantom
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                                Vampires who have been in hiding for 12 years appear to have no hobbies or interests.
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                                  Posted, 31st January 2012
                                  by bourbonphantom
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                                  try to shoot Selene while she is getting on an elevator, not only will it not affect her at all, but it won't harm her suit and you'll just make her angry.
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                                    Posted, 5th February 2012
                                    by tina270
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                                    These Vampires would kill all of the vampires in "Twilight" and "The Vampire Diaries."
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                                    • 12th February 2012 by AshBlaze
                                      Nothing can kill Grayfire.
                                    • 11th February 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                      I'm a little worried that these Vampires might have killed Grayfire.
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                                    Posted, 11th February 2012
                                    by john2012
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                                    Hey Dad? We're down here. No, no, not off the top of the building.
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                                      Posted, 9th March 2013
                                      by NateSean
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                                      After Interview with the Vampire, you'd think Stephen Rhea would know better by now.
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                                        Posted, 9th March 2013
                                        by NateSean
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                                        The Cryo-mist is a smart substance and hides some strategic places. Too bad, I wish it wasn't that smart.
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                                          Posted, 27th February 2016
                                          by Garga
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                                          It's standard procedure that on any kind of security breach, the buildings' lights go the ''Epilepsy-inducing'' mode.
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                                            Posted, 27th February 2016
                                            by Garga
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                                            If you are a police detective and investigating break out of a dangerous specie from a lab, do nothing when the lab's manager lies in your face by telling you it didn't happen and you have clear evidence of the break out.
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                                              Posted, 27th February 2016
                                              by Garga
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                                              When someone grabs you by neck and hangs you from the window of a high building, make sure to never use the words like ''let go''. In other words, by infinite wisdom of the Joker: ''poor choice of words''.
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                                                Posted, 27th February 2016
                                                by Garga
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                                                In the future, drivers don't give a shit if a couple of huge CG dogs jump all over their cars when they are driving.
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                                                  Posted, 27th February 2016
                                                  by Garga
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