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Bloodsport

Bloodsport
This list was started on 1st February 2012 by bourbonphantom
There are 20 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 15th August 2012

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When Chong Li jiggles his muscle boobs, he wants you to cheer for him.
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    Posted, 8th March 2012
    by agentdc7
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    Serving tea while blindfolded is a critical part of martial arts training.
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      Posted, 1st February 2012
      by bourbonphantom
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      The only Muay Thai fighter is a white guy.
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        Posted, 1st February 2012
        by bourbonphantom
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        4
        A brick does not represent a realistic opponent.
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          Posted, 1st February 2012
          by bourbonphantom
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          The only words Chong Li knows in English are "You are next!"
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            Posted, 13th May 2012
            by occams chainsaw
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            When someone is grieving over their dead son, it's totally okay to solicit their teaching services.
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              Posted, 1st February 2012
              by bourbonphantom
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              The final test of a Ninjitsu student is pulling themself up from the splits while tied to a tree.
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                Posted, 1st February 2012
                by bourbonphantom
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                After saying something cool, follow it up with an uncomfortably long, wide-eyed stare so people know you mean business.
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                  Posted, 1st February 2012
                  by bourbonphantom
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                  It's super-easy to escape from a military base.
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                    Posted, 1st February 2012
                    by bourbonphantom
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                    When there's an intruder in the house, a Japanese man will send his kids to confront them.
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                      Posted, 1st February 2012
                      by bourbonphantom
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                      11
                      Blinding your opponent with powder somehow greatly slows your own reflexes for the duration of the fight.
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                        Posted, 1st February 2012
                        by bourbonphantom
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                        12
                        Japanese hospitals serve beer to their patients.
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                          Posted, 1st February 2012
                          by bourbonphantom
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                          13
                          This movie does not hold up. Paint drying a better option.
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                            Posted, 10th April 2012
                            by Sfc
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                            14
                            Yelling for several seconds after each kick greatly increases its effects.
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                              Posted, 13th May 2012
                              by occams chainsaw
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                              15
                              Jackson wants more scars on his face.
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                                Posted, 13th May 2012
                                by occams chainsaw
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                                16
                                Beating your opponent to a comatose pulp will get the crowd cheering for you but killing is apparently going too far and the crowd will give you the silent treatment.
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                                  Posted, 13th May 2012
                                  by occams chainsaw
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                                  Your cheap-shotting opponent won't touch you for almost a minute while you meditate in the middle of a match.
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                                    Posted, 13th May 2012
                                    by occams chainsaw
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                                    Frank Due has ribs made out of adamantium and he knows magic.
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                                      Posted, 13th May 2012
                                      by occams chainsaw
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                                      19
                                      Hopping around like a monkey and splitting melons with your bare hands is a great fighting technique...until you have to face a sumo.
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                                        Posted, 13th May 2012
                                        by occams chainsaw
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                                        Acting like a monkey is a human fighting style.
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                                          Posted, 15th August 2012
                                          by Max
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