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Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Zack and Miri Make a Porno
This list was started on 21st December 2009 by wolfgirl92
There are 23 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 8th June 2010

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If you're black and your boss asks you to work on Black Friday, he's racist.
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    Posted, 21st December 2009
    by wolfgirl92
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    "Star Whores" would have been a way better movie.
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      Posted, 29th December 2009
      by daveyboy189
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      There is a difference between closing a door and closing it over.
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        Posted, 21st December 2009
        by wolfgirl92
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        Don't trust guys who give you a poo-filled storage room.
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          Posted, 21st December 2009
          by wolfgirl92
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          Don't put hand warmers around your crotch.
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            Posted, 21st December 2009
            by wolfgirl92
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            Granny-panties are all the rave on YouTube.
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              Posted, 22nd December 2009
              by Oak
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              Just because there is a naked guy living in the same house of the girl you love doesn't mean that she is sleeping with him...
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                Posted, 26th December 2009
                by SimplyMe
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                A video of someone in granny panties can become popular overnight.
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                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                  by SimplyMe
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                  Anal is a great cure for constipation!
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                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                    by TiffYG2133
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                    The Dutch Rudder involves moving a guy's arm while he touches himself.
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                      Posted, 21st December 2009
                      by wolfgirl92
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                      11
                      Throw coffee on a frozen car door to get it open.
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                        Posted, 21st December 2009
                        by wolfgirl92
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                        The girl you've known since first grade wants you.
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                          Posted, 21st December 2009
                          by wolfgirl92
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                          Jack Black doesn't notice if there's a couple getting it on in the cafe. He only wants his coffee.
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                            Posted, 21st December 2009
                            by wolfgirl92
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                            Superman turned closet-homosexual after leaving highschool.
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                              Posted, 22nd December 2009
                              by Oak
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                              You can use the water in the back part of the toilet to wash your hair if you egregiously neglect to pay your water bill.
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                                Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                by Oak
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                                16
                                Not all romcoms are good choices to watch with mom.
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                                  Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                  by brownox
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                                  Coffeehouses are secretly turned into porn sets after hours.
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                                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                                    by SimplyMe
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                                    You can get rich by making an indie porno in a local coffeehouse.
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                                      Posted, 26th December 2009
                                      by SimplyMe
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                                      19
                                      Seth Rogen IS in fact capable of being unfunny.
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                                        Posted, 27th December 2009
                                        by miquonranger03
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                                        20
                                        When you're watching a live porn scene being made, all you can think about is LOST.
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                                          Posted, 29th December 2009
                                          by Finnegan
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                                          Don't thank her! Just f**k her!
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                                            Posted, 31st December 2009
                                            by LaceIvory
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