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Evil Dead (2013)

Evil Dead (2013)
This list was started on 5th April 2013 by AshBlaze
There are 39 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 16th April 2014

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Mia definitely picked the wrong day to give up drugs.
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    Posted, 5th April 2013
    by AshBlaze
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    Car battery + wire + syringes = Defibrillator
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      Posted, 5th April 2013
      by AshBlaze
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      Cutting your own arm off will make you feel much better.
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        Posted, 5th April 2013
        by AshBlaze
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        Duct-Tape fixes everything.
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          Posted, 7th April 2013
          by Redshirt1
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          Tree-raping is not the same treatment that Mia would get at a hospital.
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            Posted, 5th April 2013
            by AshBlaze
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            Don't read the book, especially when the words DO NOT READ are inscribed.
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              Posted, 5th April 2013
              by AshBlaze
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              The only way is the hard way.
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                Posted, 23rd April 2013
                by Nizwiz
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                They shouldn't have touched anything in the cellar.
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                  Posted, 5th April 2013
                  by AshBlaze
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                  The book doesn't burn.
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                    Posted, 5th April 2013
                    by AshBlaze
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                    Strung up dead cats in the cellar is obviously just some voodoo shit.
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                      Posted, 5th April 2013
                      by AshBlaze
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                      When five souls have been taken, the abomination will be released.
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                        Posted, 5th April 2013
                        by AshBlaze
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                        Apparently, Eric can read, understand, and transcribe an ancient book of the dead because he teaches high school.
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                          Posted, 5th April 2013
                          by AshBlaze
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                          When a lightning strike sets a tree on fire, use it as outdoor lighting.
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                            Posted, 5th April 2013
                            by AshBlaze
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                            A virus can make you throw up several gallons of blood even though the human body only holds around 3 quarts.
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                              Posted, 12th August 2013
                              by bourbonphantom
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                              After being stabbed in the face several times with a syringe, stabbed in the chest, shot in the arms with nails, and having your hand split open by a crowbar, you can still operate a two-handed sledgehammer.
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                                Posted, 12th August 2013
                                by bourbonphantom
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                                The cab of a Jeep Wrangler is so heavy that if it fell on your hand in spongy, wet mud, that it would almost completely cut your hand off.
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                                  Posted, 12th August 2013
                                  by bourbonphantom
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                                  If they didn't want anyone to read the book they should have buried it under the house instead of leaving it out on a table.
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                                    Posted, 12th August 2013
                                    by bourbonphantom
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                                    When you're being choked by something, you should first reach at something other than what is choking you.
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                                      Posted, 12th August 2013
                                      by bourbonphantom
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                                      A sawed off shotgun has a very narrow spread.
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                                        Posted, 12th August 2013
                                        by bourbonphantom
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                                        You know you're watching a quality film when Bruce Campbell gives his seal of approval after the credits.
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                                          Posted, 12th August 2013
                                          by bourbonphantom
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                                          21
                                          No more cinnamon challenges for Mia.
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                                            Posted, 25th December 2013
                                            by hustyx
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                                            Junkies have better smell.
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                                              Posted, 25th December 2013
                                              by hustyx
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                                              Evil is so ugly, that mirrors are shattering.
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                                                Posted, 25th December 2013
                                                by hustyx
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                                                In books of the dead, Shaitan is really just a nickname for Satan.
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                                                  Posted, 25th December 2013
                                                  by hustyx
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                                                  When you burry someone alive with a plastic bag over their had and then try to resuscitate them, don't bother with removing said plastic bag before electro-shocking them.
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                                                    Posted, 25th December 2013
                                                    by hustyx
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                                                    The book of the dead is full of czech dirty words.
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                                                      Posted, 25th December 2013
                                                      by hustyx
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                                                      Your sister shot you, her eyes have changed colors, and she's speaking in demonic voices: probably needs more than a medical intervention
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                                                        Posted, 29th December 2013
                                                        by KDubbz
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                                                        girls stuck in wood cabins have a pretty high tendency of losing arms
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                                                          Posted, 14th April 2014
                                                          by RumeursRTru
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                                                          Don't take overly curious hippies with you in the woods.
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                                                            Posted, 16th April 2014
                                                            by RumeursRTru
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