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Pirates of The Caribbean: Black Pearl

Pirates of The Caribbean: Black Pearl
This list was started on 23rd December 2009 by wolfgirl92
There are 51 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th May 2015

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When you're out of cannonballs, shoot away the cutlery.
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    Posted, 23rd December 2009
    by matthijstieleman
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    Since Lord of the rings, Orlando Bloom has gotten really good at throwing pointy things...
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    Posted, 26th December 2009
    by Finnegan
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    They used to use dogs to guard keys.
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      Posted, 23rd December 2009
      by wolfgirl92
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      Potatoes or wooden balls make excellent eye replacements. Except when they pop out.
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        Posted, 23rd December 2009
        by wolfgirl92
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        When you want to stress your point, put an axe in the middle of the table on a map.
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          Posted, 23rd December 2009
          by matthijstieleman
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          It makes sense to keep and go through trouble to preserve food and wine on a ship, when you know you don't taste it and it doesn't matter if you eat it.
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            Posted, 23rd December 2009
            by matthijstieleman
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            Skeletal pirates can walk underwater.
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              Posted, 23rd December 2009
              by wolfgirl92
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              "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request" means "no."
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                Posted, 14th January 2010
                by morphea
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                Anyone can get a prison door open, it just requires a certain pressure at a certain angle. Actually making the door helps too.
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                  Posted, 23rd December 2009
                  by wolfgirl92
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                  Elisabeth Swan is reluctant to dine naked.
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                    Posted, 23rd December 2009
                    by matthijstieleman
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                    The crew of the Black Pearl have had the ability that they can't die for a couple of years, yet they never came to the idea to conquer the British Empire first and then, with the help of your servants, look for Aztec gold.
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                      Posted, 23rd December 2009
                      by matthijstieleman
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                      It's smart to keep fighting with someone who doesn't die anyway.
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                        Posted, 23rd December 2009
                        by matthijstieleman
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                        You can swim from below deck on a sinking ship to the Pirate vessel in under 10 seconds, five if you played an elf in another film franchise.
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                          Posted, 26th December 2009
                          by Rattrap Primal
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                          The household butler is oblivious to the rampaging pirates and their motives, whilst a nightmaid knows everything.
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                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                            by Evilgidgit
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                            If you're cursed, your pets are cursed too.
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                              Posted, 26th November 2010
                              by Thalidomide Squid
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                              The Aztecs knew how to protect their gold.
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                                Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                by wolfgirl92
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                                Monkeys are smarter than they look!
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                                  Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                  by wolfgirl92
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                                  Saving the governor's daughter from drowning is an offence for which you will be put in irons and then hanged.
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                                  • 29th November 2010 by TigerLily
                                    The only reason this happen was because Jack was a pirate. If Will or James N. had rescued her they probably would have been rewarded.
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                                  Posted, 1st January 2010
                                  by KayDee
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                                  Not all treasure is silver and gold.
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                                    Posted, 9th November 2010
                                    by IanM1986
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                                    If you're cursed and can't die, you'll hide on a secret island instead of conquering the world.
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                                      Posted, 26th November 2010
                                      by Thalidomide Squid
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                                      Pirates shave regularly to maintain their goatees.
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                                        Posted, 26th November 2010
                                        by Thalidomide Squid
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                                        Spend years trying to find your mutinous first mate, never bother to get more ammunition for your gun.
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                                          Posted, 18th September 2011
                                          by moonburn98
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                                          When trying to save a friend from the hangman's noose, be sure to wear a hat with an absurdly large feather, to avoid suspicion.
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                                            Posted, 18th September 2011
                                            by moonburn98
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                                            Why is the rum gone?!
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                                              Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                              by wolfgirl92
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                                              No, they're not talking to you, they named the monkey after you.
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                                                Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                by wolfgirl92
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                                                If an apple is green, it's not a Granny Smith but it's poisoned.
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                                                  Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                  Before making decisions, it's wise to properly differentiate guidelines from actual rules.
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                                                  • 14th August 2011 by Alaurien
                                                    Captain Teague...surely wont like that :/
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                                                  Posted, 9th November 2010
                                                  by IanM1986
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                                                  Pirate scoundrels are more likely to find romance than clean-cut blacksmiths.
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                                                    Posted, 9th November 2010
                                                    by IanM1986
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                                                    While being held captive in a haunted ship with a damn crew, it is okay to ravishingly eat the food, however the apple is poisoned.
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                                                      Posted, 29th November 2010
                                                      by TigerLily
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                                                      Yo ho....yo ho.. a pirate's life for me! ....Drink up me hearties yo ho!
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                                                        Posted, 14th August 2011
                                                        by Alaurien
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                                                        Gain the power to live forever... try to gain mortality.
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                                                          Posted, 18th September 2011
                                                          by moonburn98
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                                                          A dark area of a ship well below deck will be completely dry as to allow gunpowder to explode, however, the cargo hold will be completely flooded, and an external shot will show the ship has not tilted at all. of course this movie is realistic.
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                                                            Posted, 18th September 2011
                                                            by moonburn98
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                                                            Whenever presented an apple, always assume it is poisoned. However, if presented any other food, do not hesitate to pig out on said delectables.
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                                                              Posted, 18th September 2011
                                                              by moonburn98
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                                                              To warm your bed, have your servants throw hot red burning coals in a bed-warmer and put it at your feet in the bed.
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                                                                Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                There are moments in life which someone slaps you undeservedly. Suck it up!
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                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                  by Garga
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