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The Monuments Men

The Monuments Men
This list was started on 26th May 2014 by Riyter
There are 13 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th January 2015

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Recruiting a 60 year old 300 lb man for a military job makes perfect sense.
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    Posted, 26th May 2014
    by Riyter
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    Does this movie mean we have run out of ideas for World War 2 movies
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    • 11th January 2015 by john2012
      Now we focus on the Japanese side of the war.
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    Posted, 23rd July 2014
    by smartguy360
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    Despite prestigious degrees from elite schools, none of the American museum curators can speak a second language.
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      Posted, 26th May 2014
      by Riyter
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      No one in basic training will tell you when they've decided to fire live ammunition over your head.
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        Posted, 26th May 2014
        by Riyter
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        Water makes land mines inoperable.
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          Posted, 26th May 2014
          by Riyter
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          When directing a movie about evil Nazis, be sure to edit the movie so that hilarious and sad scenes alternate like clockwork.
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            Posted, 26th May 2014
            by Riyter
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            Even though the British were heavily involved in recovering art stolen by Nazis, pretend that only Americans were involved.
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              Posted, 26th May 2014
              by Riyter
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              When a frightened Nazi with a rifle points his gun at you, offer him a cigarette and because Cigarettes solve all problems of world peace.
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              • 11th January 2015 by john2012
                It was a secret plot to kill him with Lung Cancer.
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              Posted, 26th May 2014
              by Riyter
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              When storing valuable art work in a mine, use explosives to shut down the entrance to to the mine to protect the art; use explosives again to open up the mine to get the art. The explosions won't damage the art at all.
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                Posted, 26th May 2014
                by Riyter
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                You don't need to know anything about the very idea of what are you doing to find the art works, you just can go there and there, they comes to you.
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                  Posted, 24th July 2014
                  by jeihoun
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                  I have seen better edit cuts made on Windows movie maker.
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                    Posted, 11th January 2015
                    by john2012
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                    Who did Bill Murray leave at the SS officer's farm house to guard the art. Don't you think maybe the guy's wife would set a match to it and destroy the evidence.
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                      Posted, 11th January 2015
                      by john2012
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                      I need a dentist. Let me go to a German dentist. I am sure that even after destroying every inch of his country he will be gentle.
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                        Posted, 11th January 2015
                        by john2012
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