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30 Days of Night

30 Days of Night
This list was started on 26th December 2009 by NateSean
There are 108 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 15th February 2015

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A man can single handedly steal every single cell phone in a small village and not be noticed.
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Posted, 26th December 2009
by NateSean
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Charred flesh is apparently very cuddly and doesn't crumble when you kiss it.
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    Posted, 26th December 2009
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    The two best looking people in town are always marry each other.
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      Posted, 11th April 2010
      by NateSean
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      When trying to make a lonely hermit feel like a part of the town write him a citation every so often. Gift baskets and invitations to watch the game are for those lower 48 pansies.
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        Posted, 26th December 2009
        by NateSean
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        The hermit who lives far out of town will come investigate for really no reason at all.
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          Posted, 24th March 2010
          by avalanche719
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          A townfull of Alaskans will only have three shotguns
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            Posted, 11th April 2010
            by NateSean
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            A vampire who is barely five minutes old will have the advantage in a fight with a vampire that's closer to 800 years.
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              Posted, 26th December 2009
              by NateSean
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              Risk game pieces make great lock picks.
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                Posted, 26th December 2009
                by NateSean
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                Hide in an attic for a month and don't bathe and the vicious vampires won't be able to find or smell you.
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                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                  by wolfgirl92
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                  Not only do vampires have their own language but apparently weird creepy hermits can understand every word, or at least get the gist of it.
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                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                    by Halfsh0t
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                    Apparently the only thing to eat in Barrow, AK when the sun goes down is oreos and snapple.
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                      Posted, 24th March 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      Note to self: Buy bars for the windows.
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                        Posted, 24th March 2010
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                        Planes in Barrow refuse to fly when there's no daylight.
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                          Posted, 24th March 2010
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                          Town sheriffs have nothing better to do than to go change the numbers on the population sign.
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                            Posted, 24th March 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            The Sherrif having Asthma means absolutely nothing to the plot line.
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                              Posted, 11th April 2010
                              by NateSean
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                              After being thrown into a grinder and being chopped into countless millions of pieces, it takes less than 5 minutes for a vampire to reassemble and watch their leader fight the local hero.
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                                Posted, 27th August 2010
                                by njackson84
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                                Vampires who come to Alaska for the 30 days of darkness and the isolated food sources will quickly kill off the bulk of the population, forcing them to have to scrounge for the few remaining survivors.
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                                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                                  by NateSean
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                                  Recent studies show that slashing open a persons throat and then drinking their blood is more effective than simply biting them in the neck
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                                    Posted, 30th December 2009
                                    by TiffYG2133
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                                    After shooting your whole family so that they can't be taken by the vampires, irony will have it that the gun will jam on the last bullet so that you have to live with the guilt of killing your family for the rest of your life.
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                                      Posted, 16th March 2010
                                      by tenshi
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                                      Being a sheriff doesn't mean you know how to unjam a gun.
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                                        Posted, 24th March 2010
                                        by avalanche719
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                                        Its common knowledge on what parts of a helicopter need to be removed in order to render it useless.
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                                          Posted, 24th March 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          Make sure to bring sleeping pills if you're going to be hiding out with a senile old man.
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                                            Posted, 24th March 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            Nobody notices a burning pit of phones until the next day.
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                                              Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                              Only the town sheriffs grow facial hair when darkness falls.
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                                                Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                When you get divorced in a small Alaskan town it's everyone's business.
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                                                  Posted, 25th March 2010
                                                  by NateSean
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                                                  No phone calls, emails, etc. for weeks from a town of 150 people -- good to know the Alaskan govt. will not check it out until the sun comes up -- maybe....
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                                                    Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                    by NateSean
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                                                    Tough guys call their grandmothers by their first names.
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                                                      Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                      by NateSean
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                                                      In Barrow, Alaska prohibition works.
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                                                        Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                        by NateSean
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                                                        In Barrow, Alaska meat is only served one of two ways: Burnt or frozen.
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                                                          Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                          by NateSean
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                                                          General stores in Alaska sell large quantities of bear traps.
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                                                            Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                            Don't bother trying to find your pistol after you find an ax.
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                                                              Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                              The only explaination if a person doesn't die after being shot is that they're all coked up on PCP.
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                                                                Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                After killing a few vamps with a kickass machine, just drive it straight into a building. You had your fun right?
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                                                                • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
                                                                  lol yea that part was so stupid!
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                                                                Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                After someone crashes through your window, just stare, don't run away or anything.
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                                                                  Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                  A giant machine used for God-knows-what is called a muffin monster.
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                                                                    Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                    Blood is a great substitute for hair gel
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                                                                      Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                      Denise never did get that threesome but she did find some vodka and chocolate.
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                                                                        Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                        Why worry about the fire that's consuming the town when you can watch the sunrise?
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                                                                          Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                          Landlady's frown upon threesomes with pipeline workers.
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                                                                            Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                            After your buddy is thrown back at you bleeding profusely, drop to your knees in shock instead of running.
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                                                                            • 30th December 2010 by kjk
                                                                              Um, you don't really have a say in that one...
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                                                                            Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                            Don't mention that you were bitten until everything has calmed down.
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                                                                              Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                              The eskimos will skip town when it gets dark but the caucasians will stay.
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                                                                                Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                Don't play with little vampire girls, they'll try to kill you.
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                                                                                  Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                  Vampires will give up if their leader is killed.
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                                                                                    Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                    a lot of people are going to be pissed when they see their homes are wrecked after coming back to barrow.
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                                                                                      Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                      young girls covered in blood do not blink!
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                                                                                        Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                        Strangers in Alaska have weird, cajun-like accents.
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                                                                                          Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                          No one in Alaska wears a ski mask...no one!
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                                                                                            Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                            Sunlamps have the exact same power as the sun.
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                                                                                              Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                              The diversion will work because... it has to.
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                                                                                                Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                Fifteen minutes is too damned long to wait for the sun to rise.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                  Alaskan gun laws are quite liberal.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                    Vampires don't exist. You know...except for the ones who are running about, killing everyone, drinking blood.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                      Cussing at one another within the space of a few minutes to get what you want could be a small part of the reason you broke up.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                        The little girl vampire spoke English. The other vampires spoke their own language. Nobody in the town had seen the little girl before. Who the hell was she?
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                                                                                                          Posted, 27th January 2012
                                                                                                          by KMAC
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                                                                                                          Instead of driving out of town to get help it's best to drive a plow around running over vampires.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 14th June 2012
                                                                                                            by SlipStool
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                                                                                                            On second thought, it might not have been such a good idea to deny the stranger what he wanted to eat and drink.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                                              by tenshi
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                                                                                                              The only reason your son wants to go live with his grandmother is to steal he pot.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 16th March 2010
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                                                                                                              Bear deterant spray does not work against vampires.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                He can smell your blood, but he won't eat you.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                  If a vampire breaks your leg, its okay to give up and let them take your wife.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                    If you piss a vampire off, he won't eat you, he'll just crush your skull with his boot.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                      A sheriff will arrest his grandmother for her pot usage.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                        Vampires hate blizzards.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                          A box of flares will not work.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                            Arguing over where you're going to tag team a girl with your buddy will only get you killed. Just go to his place.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                              Don't mention that the vampire is a little girl, its always comical to see someone get a strike.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                You won't get hungry till about the 17th day.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                  Don't trust vampires, they won't honor you after doing the dirty work for them.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                    Stella quickly forgot about the plants she had to water and the bills she had to pay.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                      Vampires can climb roofs expertly but have trouble navigating swing sets.
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                                                                                                                                        Just stay put, moving around will only get you killed.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                          If the power goes out, don't count on Gus to fix it.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                            The lead vampire fights his own battles and his cronies won't assist.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                              Record players will start the madness, get rid of them.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                It took centuries for people to believe that vampires were just bad dreams, now the secrets out.
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                                                                                                                                                  Vampires always carry around matches.
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                                                                                                                                                    What can be broken must be broken.
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                                                                                                                                                      In the dead of winter, in the dead of night, for 30 nights, you don't need to light a fireplace or turn on the heat. It's a balmy -50 all the time
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                        Blood never freezes. NEVER.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                          Vampires fear dogs, and will hire someone to destroy any canines within the area they are about to destroy.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                            Ancient vampires who are centuries old wear modern day clothes. They clearly need them to a) protect them and b) keep them warm!
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                              Barrow, at the most northern point of Alaska, has no daylight from November 18 through January 24, they just shortened it for the book that became a movie.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                Vampires like wearing a lot of blood as well as drinking it.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                  The only breed of dog in Alaska are husky sled dogs. No pets allowed.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th April 2010
                                                                                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                    You will only freeze to death if you're hiding under a car. Not in the house.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                      Vampires will find you if you hide in a windowless attic, but they won't find you if you hide in the general store or the police department.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        Vampires who seem to be pretty simple minded still know how to disable an entire town's phone and computer systems.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          Barrow recieved all twelve inches of it's annual snowfall during the thirty day period.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            Crude oil is very flammable.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              Some Alaskan drivers are allowed to drive without lisence plates. But let your engine leak in this down buddy and you're damned sure going to get a citation.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                Powerlines remain perfectly still during a raging blizzard. And no ice will form.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Snow doesn't melt in fire.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                    When man meets a force he can't destroy, he destroys himself
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                                                                                                                                                                                      There isn't enough time in this century to explain your personal problems to the rest of the town.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        There is no escape. No hope. Only hunger and pain.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                          No one believes vampires exist but they all assume they're immortal.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Not everyone brought Peggy out to see the sunset on their first date.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Ther eis no god.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                If the Sherrif is dead no one gets out of jail.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Big lonely hermits don't fall down when they're shot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Just because something worked on Bela Lugosi doesn't mean it will work on these vampires.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Flairs are explosive.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        To defeat them you must ALWAYS become one of them,
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          If the vampires aren't stopped, next time they'll take out Point Hope.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Vampires are decreasing their horror levels....1st comes Twilight which show us that vampires can be vegetarian and sparkle in the sunlight...now vampires use blood as hair gel....next thing..would be a vampire that can pass as a mortal..and eat vegetables -.-''
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st September 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Vampires have not discovered napkins or using sleeves as napkins or running water or shoving there faces in snow
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                In the first scene where Eben walks into the sheriff's office and takes off his hat, his hair goes from sticking up to well combed to sticking up again.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 15th February 2015
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