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3 Days to Kill

3 Days to Kill
This list was started on 22nd February 2015 by Shellybabe
There are 32 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 23rd February 2015

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Mothers cannot teach their children to ride a bike
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    Posted, 22nd February 2015
    by Shellybabe
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    Teenage girls cannot Google "Italian tomato sauce recipes"
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      Posted, 22nd February 2015
      by Shellybabe
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      If drinking Vodka is imperative to keeping you from passing out, then don't carry a small flask of it with you. You'll always find it wherever you are.
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        Posted, 22nd February 2015
        by Shellybabe
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        Bicycles randomly sound their bell for comedic effect
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          Posted, 22nd February 2015
          by Shellybabe
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          No one speaks French in France
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            Posted, 22nd February 2015
            by Shellybabe
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            A bicycle is the perfect mode of transport for a lung cancer patient
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              Posted, 22nd February 2015
              by Shellybabe
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              If you are a married man in an undercover role, you can guarantee your wife will leave you and remind you of the times you weren't there for his child/family.
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                Posted, 22nd February 2015
                by Shellybabe
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                Teenage girls are allowed to be rude and obnoxious to their fathers.
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                  Posted, 22nd February 2015
                  by Shellybabe
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                  If you are a woman in an undercover role, its imperative to sit in strip clubs smoking cigarettes and drive like a lunatic
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                    Posted, 22nd February 2015
                    by Shellybabe
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                    Driving like a lunatic in France will not alert any police attention
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                      Posted, 22nd February 2015
                      by Shellybabe
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                      You will not kill the last baddie, because your wife wants you to quit, even though you just shot up the party venue and killed several other henchmen only a moment earlier.
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                        Posted, 22nd February 2015
                        by Shellybabe
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                        Its ok to bring people back to your place to torture and hold hostage, without the slightest worry that they will come back with 'friends' to seek revenge
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                          Posted, 22nd February 2015
                          by Shellybabe
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                          Italian accountants are immune to gas attacks
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                            Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                            You can put someone at gunpoint in the boot of your car in broad daylight and not cause any suspicion
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                              Posted, 22nd February 2015
                              by Shellybabe
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                              If you are denied entry to a venue, simply shoot the bouncer in the foot, no one in the queue will notice
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                                Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                by Shellybabe
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                                Women in undercover roles have to dress in eye catching wigs and sexy clothing, even though it doesn't help the plot whatsoever, and would be safer to blend into the background and remain anonymous
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                                  Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                  by Shellybabe
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                                  Your child will always call you by your first name, except that one time right at the end of the movie when they will address you as "dad"
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                                    Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                    by Shellybabe
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                                    If a movie plot demands it, it's easy to un-invent the elevator safety system
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                                      Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                      by Shellybabe
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                                      Always ensure your male assistant is the same size as your top assassin
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                                        Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                        by Shellybabe
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                                        If your assassin decides to not complete his mission and kill the last bad guy, just kill him yourself, which incidentally is what you should have done in the first place instead of sitting in strip clubs dressed in S&M gear and smoking fags.
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                                          Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                          by Shellybabe
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                                          Early 30's is middle aged
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                                            Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                            French police like football
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                                              Posted, 22nd February 2015
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                                              Top assassins like to argue about facial hair at the scene of a shoot up
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                                                Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                                by Shellybabe
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                                                Trained assassins are not able to buy age appropriate gifts for their daughter
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                                                  Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                                  by Shellybabe
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                                                  A family of squatters will move out of your apartment in search of a smaller home when their number increases by one.
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                                                    Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                                    by Shellybabe
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                                                    Nothing bad could possibly happen when you leave a 6 year old boy in charge of your hostage
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                                                      Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                                      by Shellybabe
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                                                      Allow your father to kick in your bedroom door when you are having a bad hair day
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                                                        Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                                        by Shellybabe
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                                                        The spare wheel of a car makes the same noise as that of a bound and gagged man shouting for help in your boot (trunk if you're American!)
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                                                          Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                                          by Shellybabe
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                                                          Shower curtain rails can withstand the weight of a tubby male hostage
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                                                            Posted, 22nd February 2015
                                                            by Shellybabe
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                                                            Nigiri Sushi can sometimes be mistaken for Chinese food.
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                                                              Posted, 23rd February 2015
                                                              by zikzak393
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                                                              Ethan buys cough syrup labeled ''COUGHT SYRUP''.
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                                                                Posted, 23rd February 2015
                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                Ethan Renner is going to need a new suit.
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                                                                  Posted, 23rd February 2015
                                                                  by zikzak393
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