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Sleeping With The Enemy

Sleeping With The Enemy
This list was started on 28th February 2015 by Shellybabe
There are 18 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 28th February 2015

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If having swimming lessons behind your abusive psycho husband's back, don't give your real name
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    Posted, 28th February 2015
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    When escaping your abusive OCD husband, don't think to bury a bag ready in the sand somewhere, instead run into your pristine home covered in water and sand, then proceed to give your hair a quick trim
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      Cutting 6 inches off your hair will render you unrecognisable when fleeing from your dangerous husband
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        4
        Julia Roberts can smash a lightbulb even when the stone doesn't go anywhere near it
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          Bashing your wife in the face and then kicking her is only a quarrel
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            6
            When your fire alarm goes off after burning toast, proceed to smash it to bits with a broom rather than pressing the button to stop it with the same broom handle
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              7
              You can rent a fully furnished home in Iowa without references or signing a lease
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                8
                When removing dust sheets just waft them in the air dispersing dust all over the furniture they were originally keeping dust off
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                  9
                  Mullets were fashionable in 1991
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                    Standing motionless in the middle of a fun fair staring at the Ferris wheel won't cause anyone to wonder what the hell you are doing
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                      11
                      Laura can leave a nursing home 5 seconds earlier than Martin and disappear in warp speed
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                        Don't pawn your wedding ring for much needed cash to start your new life, just flush it down the toilet
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                          LAURAHHHH, LAURAHHH, LAURAHHHHHHHHHH
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                            14
                            Having a picnic with your new boyfriend will mean you immediately need some toast the minute you walk through the door
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                              15
                              When going on a murderous rampage, buy more than 4 bullets
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                                Laura's mother must have given birth to her in her 60's
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                                  17
                                  Martin is a neat freak until he finds Laura's personal documents box
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                                    18
                                    Martin and Laura like very small towels
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