The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Big

Big
This list was started on 16th June 2015 by zikzak393
There are 40 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 16th June 2015

The Things I Learned . . .

1
If a Evil Wizard senses your apprehension, you will be frozen for several million years.
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 16th June 2015
    by zikzak393
    0
    2
    When Mrs. Simpson is leaned over, you can see down her shirt.
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 16th June 2015
      by zikzak393
      0
      3
      The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. ''She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.''
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 16th June 2015
        by zikzak393
        0
        4
        When you're trying to make time with the cute girl from school, your parents will cramp your style.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 16th June 2015
          by zikzak393
          0
          5
          You'll have to be taller than Josh to ride the scary rides.
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 16th June 2015
            by zikzak393
            0
            6
            'Zoltar Speaks' doesn't have to be plugged in to work.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 16th June 2015
              by zikzak393
              0
              7
              Be careful what you wish for.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 16th June 2015
                by zikzak393
                0
                8
                Could have been worse. Zoltar could have made Josh a 12' tall 13 year old.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 16th June 2015
                  by zikzak393
                  0
                  9
                  Josh, ''Your wish is granted''.
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 16th June 2015
                    by zikzak393
                    0
                    10
                    Under-roos are one size fits Josh.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 16th June 2015
                      by zikzak393
                      0
                      11
                      When you wake and find yourself bigger. Check to see if you really are ''Bigger''.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 16th June 2015
                        by zikzak393
                        0
                        12
                        A carnival can pack up and leave in one night if they don't have to pick up the litter.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 16th June 2015
                          by zikzak393
                          0
                          13
                          Don't throw Billy the Basketball even if he's 'open'.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 16th June 2015
                            by zikzak393
                            0
                            14
                            Singing your 'pal song' will prove to Billy that you really are 'Big Josh'.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 16th June 2015
                              by zikzak393
                              0
                              15
                              The cops think that Josh is just a runaway and not treating it like a kidnapping.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 16th June 2015
                                by zikzak393
                                0
                                16
                                There's a $10 deposit for the sheets at the St. James Hotel. Just hope they are clean.
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 16th June 2015
                                  by zikzak393
                                  0
                                  17
                                  It's easy to lay low in the city when you are Big.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 16th June 2015
                                    by zikzak393
                                    0
                                    18
                                    At the St. James Hotel, it's probably better to not sleep but use the chain on the door.
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 16th June 2015
                                      by zikzak393
                                      0
                                      19
                                      MacMillian Toys is a great place for a Big kid to work but you'll have to start out on Pre-school orders.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 16th June 2015
                                        by zikzak393
                                        0
                                        20
                                        A paperboy is actually a Neighborhood Circulation Director.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 16th June 2015
                                          by zikzak393
                                          0
                                          21
                                          Josh's SSN is 321-72-5012
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 16th June 2015
                                            by zikzak393
                                            0
                                            22
                                            Billy can pass for Josh's son.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 16th June 2015
                                              by zikzak393
                                              0
                                              23
                                              When you get $187.30 on your paycheck, cash it in on 3 dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                by zikzak393
                                                0
                                                24
                                                Play 'Heart & Sole' and 'Chopsticks' with the boss and get a promotion.
                                                (0) Comments
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                  by zikzak393
                                                  0
                                                  25
                                                  Josh's new office is bigger than Paul's as well as the principal's.
                                                  (0) Comments
                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                    Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                    by zikzak393
                                                    0
                                                    26
                                                    Josh gets to play with all the new toys and then tells them what he thinks and he gets paid. Suckers!
                                                    (0) Comments
                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                      Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                      by zikzak393
                                                      0
                                                      27
                                                      When you are the V.P. of Marketing Research, you can afford a loft apartment.
                                                      (0) Comments
                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                        Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                        by zikzak393
                                                        0
                                                        28
                                                        Slow piano music will bring out the spaz dancer in Scotty.
                                                        (0) Comments
                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                          Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                          by zikzak393
                                                          0
                                                          29
                                                          When people are staring and laughing, check to see if your fly is down.
                                                          (0) Comments
                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                            Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                            by zikzak393
                                                            0
                                                            30
                                                            Josh's birthday is November 3rd not January 1st.
                                                            (0) Comments
                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                              Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                              by zikzak393
                                                              0
                                                              31
                                                              Josh quintuple dips his carrot.
                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                by zikzak393
                                                                0
                                                                32
                                                                No sleep over is complete without a 'Tramp'-oline.
                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                  Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                  by zikzak393
                                                                  0
                                                                  33
                                                                  Even though your best friend hangs out with you on your birthday, it's O.K. to ditch him for your first date.
                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                    Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                    by zikzak393
                                                                    0
                                                                    34
                                                                    Don't piss off your best friend or he'll hang up your phone call.
                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                      Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                      by zikzak393
                                                                      0
                                                                      35
                                                                      Face it Susan, you had sex with a 13 year old.
                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                        Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                        by zikzak393
                                                                        0
                                                                        36
                                                                        1988, the age of 5'' floppy discs and 16 bit graphics.
                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                          Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                          by zikzak393
                                                                          0
                                                                          37
                                                                          In order to melt the Wizard you need to throw a Thermal Pod.
                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                            Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                            by zikzak393
                                                                            0
                                                                            38
                                                                            Sea Point Park is actually Playland Park in Rye, N.Y.
                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                              Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                              by zikzak393
                                                                              0
                                                                              39
                                                                              You're Josh Baskin, remember? You broke your arm on my roof! You hid in MY basement when Robert Dyson was about to rip your head off!
                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                                by zikzak393
                                                                                0
                                                                                40
                                                                                See that girl over there in the red? Say 'Hi' to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                  Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                                  by zikzak393
                                                                                  0

                                                                                  Share Your Own Learnings . . .

                                                                                  We manually review every incoming submission. Please make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry =)

                                                                                  Please login to start listing learnings.

                                                                                  Recently Added

                                                                                  You Like?

                                                                                  Facebook Friends

                                                                                  © 2010 - 2021 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.