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Max Headroom

Max Headroom
This list was started on 16th June 2015 by zikzak393
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Zik-Zak... We make everything you need and you need everything we make.
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    Posted, 16th June 2015
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    Now, I'm no librarian, in fact, I don't know what star sign I am. But, as a famous person once said, ''You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.'' And as I - another more famous person - once said, ''If you don't teach them to read, you can fool them whenever you like.''
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      Have you any idea how successful censorship is on TV? Don't know the answer? Hmm. Successful, isn't it?
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        Those that can, do. Those that can't, censor it.
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          There are no experimental failures. There's only more data!
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            The loudest sound in the universe is the last heartbeat.
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              Ah - love - the walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight, the fights over just about everything else...
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                What do men do when women are distressed? Run away or boast, normally.
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                  Yes, t-t-t-t-tune into Network 23! The network that's a 'real' mind-blower! And I love, love, l-l-love... love those blip-blip-blip-blipverts!
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                    Well, most people would agree that censors are a silly breed. In fact, it surprising how they ever manage to breed at all.
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                      What happened to the old religions? I don't know. Television killed it. We have better miracles.
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                        ''I have noted three 'damns,' four 'hells,' sixteen cases of sexual innuendo, a reference to self-abuse, two veiled remarks about network presidents, and a joke about the Son of God.'' Doesn't say which god.
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                          Converts are the worst bigots.
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                            As, 'tis Max Headroom here, and I quote from the bard, Shakespeare, a writer: ''The quality of TV is not strained, it dropeth as the gentle ratings dropeth to a very tiny percentage share and, lo, 'tis gone.'' Of course, Shakespeare would have loved your rating system. Twelfth Night would have been lucky to have lasted 'one'!
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                              Y'know... I get the feeling there's a lot of faces out there... watching... me! And I can tell you it brings a lump to my ratings. Yes, this is Network 23. The net-net-net-net-network that puts it right... where they want you to be!
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                                Override Censor? Good God, Murray! I'm the Chairman, not the Creator!
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                                  Freedom. You know, writers have no freedom on TV. One rude suggestion, and the censors are straight on their back. Not on their back in a rude way.
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                                    And then there's politicians. It's easy to tell when a politician is lying: their lips move.
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