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Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity
This list was started on 24th November 2009 by Colin
There are 52 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th October 2014

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Whenever you hear your girlfriend screaming, first grab the camera.
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    Posted, 26th November 2009
    by Colin
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    There is only one psychic in the San Diego area, no priests, no amateur ghost hunters, no witches, or ghostbusters.
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      Posted, 26th November 2009
      by Colin
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      Ouji boards catching on fire are not nearly as alarming as slammed doors.
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        Posted, 4th December 2009
        by Kidoushuu
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        When you are drug out of bed by an invisible demon, it is perfectly okay to get back into bed and pretend like nothing happened.
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          Posted, 4th December 2009
          by Shauna
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            Posted, 26th November 2009
            by Colin
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            If you watch yourself standing up next to a bed for an hour and then walking downstairs, but don't remember any of it, just forget about it, nothing bad happened.
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            • 10th April 2010 by megz baby
              oh yea; except the fact that you killed your boyfrie^-^lol
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            Posted, 4th December 2009
            by Shauna
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            You know your friends love you when you tell them there is an evil demon that is following you around while you sleep and they still open up their house for you to sleep in.
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              Posted, 4th December 2009
              by Shauna
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              The first thing a robber, much less a demon, will do when asked "is anyone down there?" is reply with a "yes I'm here."
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                Posted, 6th December 2009
                by BlueUsapyon
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                Demons, with the entire universe at their finger tips, have nothing better to do than bother random kids.
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                  Posted, 26th November 2009
                  by Colin
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                  Never buy a house with an attic.
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                  • 14th August 2011 by Alaurien
                    or a basement
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                  Posted, 26th November 2009
                  by Colin
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                  Putting baby powder on the floor is the best solution to a demon problem.
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                    Posted, 4th December 2009
                    by Kidoushuu
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                    After watching countless videos of strange things hapening in your bedroom and being told by professional to get help from an expert on demon exorcism, stubornly refuse in a skeptic manner and tough it out on your own. You may get thrown across the room and die but at least you will still have your manly pride.
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                    • 27th November 2011 by Squidman2005
                      That's what I would do!!
                    • 10th April 2010 by megz baby
                      very well played^-^
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                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                    by 09 Slayer
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                    LOUD NOISES... pshhh screw that, I'm going back to bed.
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                      Posted, 8th December 2009
                      by waffle
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                      When you have: a- a hot girlfriend, b- a bed, c- a camcoder; just go to sleep.
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                      • 17th April 2011 by Beast
                        Kinda disappointing, isn't it?
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                      Posted, 29th December 2009
                      by Finnegan
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                      Always record an unattended ouiji board.
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                        Posted, 26th November 2009
                        by Colin
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                        If a monster comes to your house every night at 3-4 AM, then make sure to be asleep by then.
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                        • 22nd December 2010 by Ross
                          Sexy
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                        Posted, 26th November 2009
                        by Colin
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                        There is only one demonologist in the entire state of California, and he is never available when needed.
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                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                          by miquonranger03
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                          If a monster is haunting you, and every night it gets worse and worse, do some homework to get it off your mind.
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                          Posted, 26th November 2009
                          by Colin
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                          If your boyfriend captures the most amazing footage in human history, nag at him every chance you get.
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                            Posted, 26th November 2009
                            by Colin
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                            The first thing to do when haunted by a demon, is to repeatedly challenge it to a fight.
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                              Posted, 8th December 2009
                              by waffle
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                              It's fun to taunt demons!
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                                Posted, 30th December 2009
                                by TiffYG2133
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                                Never date a douche-bag.
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                                • 10th April 2010 by megz baby
                                  AMMMMMMMMMMMEN!!!^-^
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                                Posted, 30th January 2010
                                by Adam
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                                The dude should have gotten a new girlfriend...problem solved!
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                                • 9th November 2010 by Fost
                                  Would have saved him his life. Naive fools..
                                • 10th April 2010 by megz baby
                                  that is so typical of all men....jerks!!! >.
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                                Posted, 30th December 2009
                                by TiffYG2133
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                                Getting demonological advice from Google is just as bad as getting medical advice from Wikipedia.
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                                  Posted, 30th January 2010
                                  by Adam
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                                  If a psychic promises that he'll help you--as he flees the house in a panic--then you're probably screwed.
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                                    Posted, 30th January 2010
                                    by Adam
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                                    People think a door moving an inch is scary.
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                                      Posted, 21st March 2012
                                      by Max
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                                      It's not polite to fly across the room spontaneously.
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                                        Posted, 14th December 2009
                                        by Rosette17
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                                        Stay the F away from Ouiji boards. Period.
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                                          Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                          by Zach Ford
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                                          A great question to give to a ghost is "what is your favorite color?"
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                                            Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                            by K2
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                                            A great way to piss off a demon is by quoting Monty Python at it.
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                                            • 11th January 2010 by Halfsh0t
                                              oops, meant *off.
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                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                                            by Halfsh0t
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                                            When a ghost/demon leaves foot prints in baby powder, freak out or follow the trail. Pay no attention to the fact that the print looks more like a duck foot, and not a human foot.
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                                            • 10th April 2010 by megz baby
                                              there called tallans^-^
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                                            Posted, 11th January 2010
                                            by Halfsh0t
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                                            Apparently sheets only protect you from monsters, not demons.
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                                              Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                              by doblecerosiete
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                                              When men get a camera, they want to perform "extra curricular activities" that are illegal in Kentucky and 12 other states.
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                                                Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                by doblecerosiete
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                                                When your girlfriend, who's been possessed before, calmly and out-of-character tells you she doesn't want to leave the house, believe her.
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                                                  Posted, 30th January 2010
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  Always do the opposite of what the "expert" warns you not to do.
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                                                    Posted, 30th January 2010
                                                    by Adam
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                                                    Burning a cross probably isn't an effective way to get a demon to leave you alone.
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                                                      Posted, 30th January 2010
                                                      by Adam
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                                                      Demons don't approve of late-night TV.
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                                                        Posted, 30th January 2010
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        Demons have no interest in destroying the evidence once their deed is done.
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                                                          Posted, 30th January 2010
                                                          by Adam
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                                                          Have a sweet collection of Supernatural Phenomenom on video? Don't create a montage and shared it with friends, or upload it to Youtube. Noone will want to watch it.
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                                                            Posted, 26th April 2010
                                                            by Chasm
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                                                            Sometimes the masses deciding what is good get it wrong.
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                                                              Posted, 29th June 2010
                                                              by Nikki
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                                                              A girl with PMS can be a very deadly thing.
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                                                                Posted, 19th August 2011
                                                                by skrillex
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                                                                Despite the fact we are told that demons haunt the person and not the location, they will still play around with your Ouija board and set fire to your living room when you're not home.
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                                                                  Posted, 5th December 2011
                                                                  by wildmorgan
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                                                                  When the advertisements for your movie are gathering a bunch of pussies, putting them in a theater, and filming their reaction to a door moving as they cry out in fear and have panic attacks, your movie will make millions and have many sequels.
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                                                                    Posted, 2nd April 2012
                                                                    by Max
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                                                                    Ghosts can't step over baby powder.
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                                                                      Posted, 2nd May 2012
                                                                      by babofettdude
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                                                                      If you are haunted by demon your whole life, don't try to visit all possible professional psychics you can find to get rid of it; instead just pretend that nothing is happening and carry on with your life. It's just a demon, you know. Regular problems are more important.
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                                                                        Posted, 17th April 2013
                                                                        by randy
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                                                                        The biggest question of the movie - why is he constantly filming?
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                                                                          Posted, 14th October 2014
                                                                          by Footballfan
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