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Legion

Legion
This list was started on 22nd January 2010 by mannerino
There are 72 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 12th November 2012

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Lead characters can always walk away from a serious car accident. Babies apparently don't make a sound. This I did not know.
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    Posted, 23rd January 2010
    by PreyBeginning
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    After being attacked by angels, keep faith.
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    • 18th February 2010 by Sassy
      Yeah, right? Lol
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    Posted, 22nd January 2010
    by mannerino
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    Every time an angel dies, someone gets cool tatoos.
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      Posted, 23rd January 2010
      by PreyBeginning
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      A great way to cope with your husband's death is to blame it on your daughter, then kill a baby.
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      • 23rd January 2010 by PreyBeginning
        I actually laughed out loud at this one.
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      Posted, 23rd January 2010
      by mannerino
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      Stabbing, exploding, and just flat out beating the crap out of an angel wont kill him. Just tell him some ridiculously stupid plot twist that makes absolutely no sense, and he will be confused and fly away.
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        Posted, 22nd January 2010
        by mannerino
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        Rule #1, all old ladies are possessed. Don't take chances, just shoot them in the face.
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          Posted, 23rd January 2010
          by PreyBeginning
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          Always give your best guns to the guy with the hook-for-a-hand; at least he'll never be able to shoot his own hand off.
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          • 21st February 2010 by Tycosauce
            Haha i remember this part. I lol'd so hard.
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          Posted, 23rd January 2010
          by PreyBeginning
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          Waitresses who have just given birth can run into cars, experience a traffic accident and running up hills like a triathlete.
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            Posted, 2nd June 2010
            by Zho
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            All babies are indestructable. Don't ask questions about how he survived a car flipping 5 times and people ejecting from the front seat; He will survive. It's in the rules.
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              Posted, 23rd January 2010
              by PreyBeginning
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              After smoking for the first eight months of pregnancy, quitting right before the baby's born makes it all better.
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                Posted, 25th January 2010
                by wolfgirl92
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                Don't trust the little kid who looks like he's in trouble for he will turn into Chuckie and you shall be the first to go in your attempt to save him.
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                  Posted, 29th January 2010
                  by Sassy
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                  Gabriel's hammer is more than just a hammer, it's also a chainsaw and a harpoon gun.
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                    Posted, 22nd January 2010
                    by mannerino
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                    Smoking during pregnancy causes your child to be born in 45 seconds.
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                      Posted, 23rd January 2010
                      by PreyBeginning
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                      If you are a person of color, never try to be the hero. You will die first. Always. So don't even think about it.
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                        Posted, 24th January 2010
                        by izzymac
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                        Tyrese is always having baby momma troubles.
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                          Posted, 1st February 2010
                          by bigsexy707
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                          Jumping off a roof isn't that painful, actually you'll even be able to run immediately after doing so.
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                          • 18th March 2010 by mannerino
                            please dont use the word LOGICAL when describing this film. lol
                          • 14th March 2010 by Sassy
                            Don't even get me started on that dumb girl doing the same thing! I'm like oooh she must want to commit suicide since her moms blaming her for her fathers death, only logical explanation for that action.
                          • 13th March 2010 by mannerino
                            and the best part is the girl doing the same after he is clearly killed. she was just 5 minutes too late!lol
                          • 13th March 2010 by Sassy
                            Lol! Its ok, lmao that's what I was thinking too! Like what's does he think he's about to do??? My next thought, wait did he just hop off a f*ckin roof???
                          • 11th March 2010 by mannerino
                            haha, im dissapointed in myself. i didnt even think about that. i was just too caught up in saying: " WHAT THE FUCK IS TYRESE DOING!!!" haha, good catch though!lol
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                          Posted, 3rd February 2010
                          by Sassy
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                          Even in the Apocalypse the Black people die first. The Apocalypse is no reason to break with tradition.
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                            Posted, 18th February 2010
                            by AntBee
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                            When you see a big ass cloud of something you're not sure of, always travel straight into it. Tweren't nothin'.
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                              Posted, 18th February 2010
                              by AntBee
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                              Never trust the kindly old lady.
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                                Posted, 19th February 2010
                                by miquonranger03
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                                Due to budget reasons, the Apocalypse had to take place in a distant location in the middle of the desert but not too far from LA and Hollywood studios.
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                                  Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                  by Zho
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                                  Angelic possession looks exactly like demonic possession
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                                    Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                    by Zho
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                                    Possessed angles who want to kill the New Prophet and his mother don't think of simply blowing up the restaurant they're hiding in. It's much more useful to stand outside on the parking lot.
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                                      Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                      by Zho
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                                      The first thing you do when the anointed baby is born? Swaddle in a blanket and take it to your evil psychotic mother that hates you!
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                                        Posted, 10th January 2011
                                        by KDubbz
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                                        When you are attacked by angels, instead of actually being angels, they will turn into zombies and just walk into your gunfire.
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                                          Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                          by mannerino
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                                          The best way to stop a zombie-angle attack... make a baby cry.
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                                          • 25th January 2010 by wolfgirl92
                                            *loud, not lound
                                          • 25th January 2010 by wolfgirl92
                                            This one, I laughed out lound in the library
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                                          Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                          by PreyBeginning
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                                          If you're unsure if your friend is possessed, ask him to show you his teeth.
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                                            Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                            by PreyBeginning
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                                            Angels look a lot like demons when they inhabit humans.
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                                              Posted, 29th January 2010
                                              by Sassy
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                                              Angels are incredibly attractive.
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                                                Posted, 23rd May 2010
                                                by AliceinWonder
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                                                If a rebellious teenager has blood dripped on her from a ceiling, she'll just wipe it off and forget about it.
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                                                  Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                                  by Zho
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                                                  Some people decided to call their son "Jeep".
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                                                    Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                                    by Zho
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                                                    Obviously, archangels don't walk around with white sheets for outfits and with towels as turbans but with gladiator's armour and manga's weapons.
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                                                      Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                                      by Zho
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                                                      At some point, God will decide to pull a Jigsaw on his Angels and test their loyalties!
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                                                        Posted, 29th June 2010
                                                        by Nikki
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                                                        The safest place to hide during an angel attack is by the gas pump.
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                                                          Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                          by PreyBeginning
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                                                          All toy stores carry fully automatic weapons in the back. I'm going to Toys-R-Us later.
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                                                          • 26th January 2010 by PreyBeginning
                                                            Kay-Bees here I come
                                                          • 24th January 2010 by NateSean
                                                            Nah, Kay-Bees has a rocket launcher.
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                                                          Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                          by PreyBeginning
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                                                          Explosions and stabbings cant kill Gabriel, all you have to do is tell him a ridiculously stupid and confusing plot twist. He will then cry and fly away.
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                                                            Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                            by mannerino
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                                                            Repeating the beginning monologue in the film at the ending totally makes sense.
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                                                              Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                              by mannerino
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                                                              Gabriel has metal wings...while Michael's wings look like a rug...yeah I'd be pretty pissed too if i were him.
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                                                                Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                                by mannerino
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                                                                Archangels have no superpowers or cosmic energy. They are just glorified humanoids with pretty black wings.
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                                                                  Posted, 18th February 2010
                                                                  by AntBee
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                                                                  It's clear now that we are living in the Matrix, and Gabriel have taken the job of Agent Smith
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                                                                    Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                    by Hades666
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                                                                    No matter where you go, at least one black guy is guaranteed to have a gun on him.
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                                                                      Posted, 13th May 2010
                                                                      by rkw0021
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                                                                      Feathers are SHARP!
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                                                                        Posted, 19th May 2010
                                                                        by TiffYG2133
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                                                                        Supernatural geroes and Angels from heaven use mechanical steal weapons to fight. Being God's best friends is useless.
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                                                                          Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                                                          by Zho
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                                                                          Heaven looks like three cardboxes taken from some production assistant's attic.
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                                                                            Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                                                            by Zho
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                                                                            Modern archangels know that they can kill fellow angels turned into spider-like zombies with modern weapons, have tattoos like Wentworth Miller and very deep voices.
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                                                                              Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                                                              by Zho
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                                                                              After the New Prophet was born, the people protecting him will just need to leave the diner where two lines of silent and immobile possessed people will stand and watch them go by. The possessed people will be led by a even more deranged person wearing a paper bag over their head who will oink like an agonizing pig.
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                                                                                Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                                                                by Zho
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                                                                                After the car crash involving three survivors, the baby and Gabriel, the humans will have plenty of time to climb a mountain with the uninjured baby whereas Gabriel will take a time out for 1 hour and reappear for the climax scene.
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                                                                                  Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                                                                  by Zho
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                                                                                  Regardless of the "this is not a test" sign on the TV, the havoc being created outside, and the Archangel Michael telling you that the angels are possessing people in an attempt to exterminate mankind, Bob has an awful lot of trouble reading the writing on the wall
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                                                                                    Posted, 29th June 2010
                                                                                    by Nikki
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                                                                                    During a lockdown situation, always expect one hysterical person to try to "give them what they want" as a way to bargain for their lives.
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                                                                                      Posted, 29th June 2010
                                                                                      by Nikki
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                                                                                      Apparently, God needs an archangel to prove something that "He" is already suppose to know... and when Michael proved his point... I bet God said "I already know that, i was just playin' with ya'."
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                                                                                      • 2nd July 2010 by kaizar
                                                                                        thanks for the vote and comment... im a fan of your submissions of quotes in this site too... great funny stuff... =)
                                                                                      • 2nd July 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                                                                        This made me laugh so hard!!!
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                                                                                      Posted, 30th June 2010
                                                                                      by kaizar
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                                                                                      You can kill an immortal archangel with bullets.
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                                                                                        Posted, 10th August 2011
                                                                                        by Mighty Mat
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                                                                                        When you see a huge sandstorm closing in on your bar from all sides, don't bother telling anyone, they'll just vanish without any trace or explanation in five minutes.
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                                                                                        • 24th May 2010 by mannerino
                                                                                          then where did it go after that?.................exactly!
                                                                                        • 19th May 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                                                                          it's was insects & it didn't disappear...they drove right into it later!
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                                                                                        Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                                        by mannerino
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                                                                                        After you are attacked by zombie angels, they will just sit there and look at you.
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                                                                                          Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                                          by mannerino
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                                                                                          Sarah Conner didn't fight robots! Thats stupid, we all know she fought angels! Common sense people, common sense...
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                                                                                            Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                                            by mannerino
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                                                                                            Thank god they still had gas.
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                                                                                              Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                                                              by mannerino
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                                                                                              When God gets angry, he kills everyone. Or at least says he's going to, but really only kills like four or five people. Yeah, he means business.
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                                                                                              • 18th March 2010 by mannerino
                                                                                                haha, i would be happy. but thats not saying much. after seeing this movie, a chair is brilliant! lol
                                                                                              • 14th March 2010 by Sassy
                                                                                                This is one of my favorites brilliant!
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                                                                                              Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                                                              by mannerino
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                                                                                              ANGELS ARE TOTAL NOOBS! They just spin around and cut people with their wings, which are metal.
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                                                                                                Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                                                                by mannerino
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                                                                                                When an angel possesses your body, you grow sharp teeth.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                                                                  by mannerino
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                                                                                                  According to Tyrese, babies have very sharp and pointy teeth. Correct me if I'm wrong, but im pretty sure babies don't have razors for teeth.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                                                                                    by mannerino
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                                                                                                    An angel comes down from Heaven and tells you that your baby will save the world. When he's born you still won't want him.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 29th January 2010
                                                                                                      by Sassy
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                                                                                                      Black people risk their lives to save white people only to get themselves killed.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 18th February 2010
                                                                                                        by Bills
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                                                                                                        Humans have absolutely no qualms about fighting an archangel. They are so overrated.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 18th February 2010
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                                                                                                          The way to keep the ailments away for old ladies is to eat a bloody rare steak with deliciously crawling bugs! Yummo!
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                                                                                                            Posted, 23rd May 2010
                                                                                                            by AliceinWonder
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                                                                                                            Theological fact: Only 2 archangels out of 7 can walk the earth with their actual physical form. The rest of the 5 archangels and other types of angels need a human host to possess.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 30th June 2010
                                                                                                              by kaizar
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                                                                                                              don't be intimidated by angels. God only gave them the power of flight and immortality. Cut off their wings and they would make a perfect victim for a serial killer to bring home to.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 30th June 2010
                                                                                                                by kaizar
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                                                                                                                Change Demons to Angels and it's possible to rip off the plot from Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th July 2010
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                                                                                                                  God could snap his finger and obliterate mankind in an instant. Instead he appears to like big budget CGI and assault rifles. Swarming angels, a variety of freaky zombies, 8 billion flies, etc.. Where in the hell does he find the financing? (Pun intended)
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                                                                    by KDubbz
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                                                                                                                    When someone tells you your baby is the key to saving humanity, never ask why. Just do what he tells you.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 27th August 2011
                                                                                                                      by Pinsonatti
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                                                                                                                      All young black guys wear beanies, bum cigarettes, carry guns AND know how to stop the bleeding.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th November 2012
                                                                                                                        by james2
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                                                                                                                        Be good to her, take care of her while she's pregnant with who knows' baby, chase her around while she takes it all over town, and if you keep it up AND take care of her baby then you MIGHT get a lil poon tang, but we will just have to wait and see.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th November 2012
                                                                                                                          by james2
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                                                                                                                          Beings with superpowers cut off their super body parts first chance they get, just like me and my 42 inch penis.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th November 2012
                                                                                                                            by james2
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                                                                                                                            Angels like to look like neo nazis who just got out of prison.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 12th November 2012
                                                                                                                              by james2
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                                                                                                                              Angels are also zombies.
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