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The Hangover

The Hangover
This list was started on 30th November 2009 by Anon
There are 92 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd November 2014

The Things I Learned . . .

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If you have no recollection of getting married only to discover you got married to Heather Graham, go with it.
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Posted, 6th January 2010
by nickpip
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Julius Caesar did not in fact live in Caesar's Palace.
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    Posted, 30th November 2009
    by Anon
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    The reason it's funny is because he's fat.
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    Posted, 30th November 2009
    by Anon
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    The less you remember, the better the time you had.
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      Posted, 30th November 2009
      by Anon
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      Mike Tyson really is a sweetheart once you get to know him.
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      • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
        well i think he's mean!
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      Posted, 1st December 2009
      by Adam
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      If there is a chicken running loose in your hotel suite, don't ask why.
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        Posted, 6th January 2010
        by nickpip
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        $80,000 worth of poker chips will fit in your pocket.
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          Posted, 6th January 2010
          by nickpip
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          A naked tiny asian man is way more vicious than a tiger.
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          • 20th January 2011 by howler
            Well, when he jumps and shoves his crotch into your face, yeah I'd say that makes him worse than a tiger.
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          Posted, 25th December 2009
          by Halfsh0t
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          Masturbating on an airplane is frowned upon.
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          Posted, 6th January 2010
          by nickpip
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          9/11 ruined masturbating on airplanes.
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          • 19th January 2010 by Sassy
            "Yeah thanks a lot Bin Laden"
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          Posted, 17th January 2010
          by EssMess
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          Tigers love pepper - they hate cinnamon.
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            Posted, 27th December 2009
            by smags
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            Kidnapping a tiger from Mike Tyson and getting it home is simple. Returning it is difficult.
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              Posted, 6th January 2010
              by nickpip
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              The corner of "f*** off" and "get a map" is a very popular place in Vegas.
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                Posted, 6th January 2010
                by HermanoBluth
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                The holocaust gave out rings!
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                • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
                  Uh oh , it's the self-appointed post police.
                • 5th June 2010 by Mariabfoxy
                  One awful post after another for TiffYG2133.
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                Posted, 18th December 2009
                by TiffYG2133
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                Check the roof.
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                  Posted, 25th December 2009
                  by wolfgirl92
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                  Doug is a common name.
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                    Posted, 16th January 2010
                    by Sassy
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                    There are two ways to become an expert at counting cards: (1) Join an elite MIT club of math geniuses, like they did in the movie 21, with thousands of hours of practice, or (2) Buy a single book on the subject.
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                    • 16th August 2010 by NateSean
                      Think I'll buy the book.
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                    Posted, 1st December 2009
                    by Adam
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                    Getting an undrugged Bengal Tiger thru the lobby to a suite of Caesar's Palace is completely normal and safe to all other hotel guests, if you're high on Rufilin.
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                      Posted, 4th January 2010
                      by Oak
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                      If you and your groomsmen are late to a wedding, passing a tuxedo company van on the freeway who happens to have tuxes fitted for you can be a plus.
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                      • 19th April 2013 by randy
                        Damn, I accidently voted it up. You should know that your learning is bad and you should feel bad.
                      • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
                        They called the tux company.
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                      Posted, 6th January 2010
                      by nickpip
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                      Tigers either dream of zebras being mauled or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit.
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                        Posted, 16th January 2010
                        by HermanoBluth
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                        Carlos should not masturbate at the table!
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                          Posted, 15th June 2010
                          by waydaddy6
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                          Tuxedo companies offer very special delivery services.
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                            Posted, 30th November 2009
                            by Anon
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                            Rain Man was a ruh-tard.
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                              Posted, 30th November 2009
                              by Anon
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                              Mike Tyson loves Phil Collins.
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                                Posted, 1st December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                The existence of a tiger in the bathroom must be approved by a two-thirds consensus.
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                                  Posted, 1st December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  You'll never ever know why there's a chicken in your hotel room or where it came from.
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                                  • 18th June 2011 by Squidman2005
                                    That is the one thing that has always bothered me about the movie....where did the chicken come from????
                                  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
                                    Could be Mike Tyson's chicken lol
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                                  Posted, 25th December 2009
                                  by Halfsh0t
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                                  It takes a total of five roofies to knock out a tiger.
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                                  • 19th April 2013 by randy
                                    not for too long, though
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                                    not for too long, though
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                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                  by smags
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                                  A stripper in Las Vegas would totally take a marriage proposal seriously from a "client" she met the same night.
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                                    Posted, 4th January 2010
                                    by Oak
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                                    The person in the trunk of your car is probably a naked Asian man.
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                                      Posted, 30th November 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      If you can't see a guy's face, then he must be the one you're looking for.
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                                        Posted, 1st December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        Make sure to teach the kids police brutality early on, so that it'll be less of a shock later on.
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                                          Posted, 1st December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          You can get away with a lot with Mike Tyson but urinate in his pool and you will get punched in the face.
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                                          • 22nd January 2010 by Sassy
                                            Thanks!
                                          • 22nd January 2010 by nuknuk
                                            nice one
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                                          Posted, 16th January 2010
                                          by Sassy
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                                          Phil, Stu, and Alan are the three best friends that anyone could ever have.
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                                            Posted, 16th January 2010
                                            by Sassy
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                                            Ruffies should definitely be called floories instead since that is where you would end up after taking them. Rappies is a great name as well.
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                                              Posted, 16th January 2010
                                              by Sassy
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                                              Gremlins come with instructions.
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                                                Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                by EssMess
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                                                Zach Galifinakis will hit an old man in public.
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                                                  Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                  by EssMess
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                                                  Black Doug instead of White Doug? Classic mixup!
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                                                    Posted, 12th June 2010
                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                    A used condom looks like snake skin, so you should throw it on the shoulder of the guy driving
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                                                      Posted, 15th June 2010
                                                      by waydaddy6
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                                                      Don't carry your baby around with you during a night of heavy drinking.
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                                                        Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        A hospital in Las Vegas will totally admit and release (on the same night) any patient attended even if they are clearly under the influence of a controlled substance.
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                                                          Posted, 4th January 2010
                                                          by Oak
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                                                          Texting is gay.
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                                                            Posted, 16th January 2010
                                                            by Sassy
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                                                            Doctors will tell you everything you want to know about your stay in the ER during the night before (for a fee) but ask for directions.....now you have to f*** off.
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                                                              Posted, 16th January 2010
                                                              by Sassy
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                                                              When you see three men with a baby and they clearly look like they had a long night just inquire about the kids name and be on your way. Even when they give you two different names its fine, really.
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                                                                Posted, 16th January 2010
                                                                by Sassy
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                                                                Getting a tattoo on your face may seem like a good idea when you're drunk.. but it's not!
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                                                                Posted, 25th January 2010
                                                                by lawrencev35
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                                                                I guess that wasn't the real Caesar's palace.
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                                                                  Posted, 12th June 2010
                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                  Alan is literally too stupid to insult.
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                                                                    Posted, 5th February 2011
                                                                    by AJwest
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                                                                    As long as you're wasted, it's okay to sleep with a bartender.
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                                                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                      by smags
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                                                                      The Las Vegas police force is willing to bargain for your freedom. As long as you have evidence against them that would make them look bad.
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                                                                        Posted, 4th January 2010
                                                                        by Kristian
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                                                                        A dentist is not a doctor.
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                                                                          Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                          by nickpip
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                                                                          Digital cameras can be incriminating.
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                                                                            Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                            by nickpip
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                                                                            Make sure before hand, that the hotel you're staying at is beeper friendly.
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                                                                              Posted, 7th January 2010
                                                                              by Bassmint Stile
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                                                                              Haley's Comet will blow your mind and should not be missed.
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                                                                                Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                                                by EssMess
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                                                                                If your very-soon-to-be-husband and his buddies say they're going to be in Vegas "just one more night," be VERY suspicious.
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                                                                                  Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                                                  by nvidia2010
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                                                                                  If your wife is a raging biotch, it's probably best to appease her.
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                                                                                    Posted, 7th March 2010
                                                                                    by Gousfbulls
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                                                                                    Doug is the worst drug dealer ever!
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                                                                                      Posted, 15th June 2010
                                                                                      by waydaddy6
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                                                                                      Phil is a teacher with a wife and a kid so he can't torch a cop car, but he can steal one.
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                                                                                        Posted, 15th June 2010
                                                                                        by waydaddy6
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                                                                                        I learned that if you have someone locked in the site of your taser gun, "don't be afraid to ride the lightning."
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                                                                                          Posted, 12th November 2010
                                                                                          by Bombay Sapphire
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                                                                                          When buying drugs make sure the dealer gives you the right stuff.
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                                                                                            Posted, 31st December 2010
                                                                                            by ghiblifan22
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                                                                                            Alan is an expert on finding missing babies.
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                                                                                              Posted, 5th February 2011
                                                                                              by AJwest
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                                                                                              Never ask Mike Tyson what happened to Omar. RIP
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                                                                                                Posted, 5th February 2011
                                                                                                by AJwest
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                                                                                                Only a Meth Head would butt f*ck a dead corpse.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 6th February 2011
                                                                                                  by AJwest
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                                                                                                  Alan look like Jesus only fatter.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 6th February 2011
                                                                                                    by AJwest
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                                                                                                    Its okay to let your girlfriend beat you if you know that you were out of line for it.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 6th February 2011
                                                                                                      by AJwest
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                                                                                                      Alan can do three hits of ecstasy a night.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 6th February 2011
                                                                                                        by AJwest
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                                                                                                        Alan can't go to Vegas next week. The Jonas Brothers are in town.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 28th July 2011
                                                                                                          by humor is my defense mechanism
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                                                                                                          After drugging a tiger with Rufilin, make sure to restrain it afterwards.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                                            A teacher that steals from his students, a dentist that pulls out his own tooth, a socially awkward con artist, and a groom with a tan set to George Hamilton. What a lovely lineup of protagonists.
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                                                                                                            • 20th January 2011 by howler
                                                                                                              At least the groom's "tan" was from the sun, not some salon.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                                            If you have a drunken blackout in Vegas, it's certain that you got married to a "hooker with a heart of gold" during said blackout.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                                              by Uncle Boat
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                                                                                                              As long as the baby is in a police vehicle, it doesn't have to be in a car-seat while it peels out of a parking lot at 50mph.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                by smags
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                                                                                                                Stripping is a great way to meet the clients.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                by smags
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                                                                                                                It's normal to valet a squad car over night at Caesar's Palace without some much as a concern for the inebriated status of the 'officers' with medical bracelets.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th January 2010
                                                                                                                  by Oak
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                                                                                                                  Ceasar and Ceasar's Palace have little to do with each other, historically at least.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                                                                    by nickpip
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                                                                                                                    Finding a naked homosexual asian gangster in the trunk of your car may be alarming, but really isn't that funny.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                                                                      by nickpip
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                                                                                                                      A one-man wolfpack can be lonely.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 17th January 2010
                                                                                                                        by EssMess
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                                                                                                                        cya layta gaaaaayyy booooyyyysss is a great way to say goodbye now a days.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                                                                                                          by daveyboy189
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                                                                                                                          if you are ever in the desert to make a deal for your friend and don't know how to let the other party know that you have the money and are ready to get things going flash your headlights
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st June 2010
                                                                                                                            by waydaddy6
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                                                                                                                            Carlos is a better baby name than Tyler.
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                                                                                                                              I thought he looked like a Carlos too bud
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th June 2010
                                                                                                                            by linzer59
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                                                                                                                            There's a jungle cat in the bathroom.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 17th June 2010
                                                                                                                              by Gladys
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                                                                                                                              The best place to have a hangover is and always has been LAS VEGAS!
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                                                                by FERIS
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                                                                                                                                When you find your best friend Doug, you have to give him a best friend hug!
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 30th July 2010
                                                                                                                                  by Gladys
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                                                                                                                                  If Doug has been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then you're sh*t outta luck!
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th July 2010
                                                                                                                                    by Gladys
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                                                                                                                                    Paging Dr. Faggot!
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 15th August 2010
                                                                                                                                      by ryan corderman
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                                                                                                                                      If you get in trouble in Vegas, you go to "loserville".
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th November 2010
                                                                                                                                        by Bombay Sapphire
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                                                                                                                                        We all do dumb s#!t when we're f***ed up.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th November 2010
                                                                                                                                          by Bombay Sapphire
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                                                                                                                                          Don't go on trips with Alan, whether you're on a Vegas trip, or you need to get to your pregnant wife in Los Angeles :)
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st December 2010
                                                                                                                                            by shazza100100100
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                                                                                                                                            Tigers love pepper but hate cinnamon.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd January 2011
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                                                                                                                                              You're a lot more skilled at committing crime and fighting when you're drunk than when you're sober.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 9th May 2011
                                                                                                                                                by jubzzy
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                                                                                                                                                On field trips, the touring officer will let unsupervised children approach convicts to take pictures.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th June 2011
                                                                                                                                                  by maian7
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                                                                                                                                                  When Asians feel threatened they will scream "you want to F**k on me?!"
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                    If you are drunk, tigers are harmless and nice to you. But only if you are drunk!
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 19th April 2013
                                                                                                                                                      by randy
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                                                                                                                                                      Don't make Mike Tyson come back for his tiger.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 28th August 2014
                                                                                                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                                                                                                        Mike Tyson is a horrible, horrible singer.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd November 2014
                                                                                                                                                          by Footballfan
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