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Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland
This list was started on 5th March 2010 by Adam
There are 79 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 2nd March 2012

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If you get stabbed in the foot and feel pain, always insist right afterward that nothing can hurt you.
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    Posted, 5th March 2010
    by Adam
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    Everyone in Wonderland is capable of making fashionable clothing out of drapes, no matter the size, in about five seconds.
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    • 2nd March 2012 by LadyGrizz
      they made it out of ribbon, too
    • 11th March 2010 by ekedolphin
      I imagine since they were ordered to make those clothes by the Red Queen, they had pretty good incentive.
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    Posted, 8th March 2010
    by Scotty Favor
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    If you take a small bite of the growth cake, don't bother to keep the rest of it. Having the ability to grow gigantic is obviously of no use when a dangerous battle looms ahead.
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      Posted, 5th March 2010
      by Adam
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      Always fall asleep while in the den of the scary hound who attacked you earlier.
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      • 7th September 2011 by Alaurien
        that assures your closeness n_n
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      Posted, 5th March 2010
      by Adam
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      Women who don't marry turn strange.
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        Posted, 5th March 2010
        by Adam
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        Dogs have confusing loyalties.
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          Posted, 5th March 2010
          by Adam
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          Always let your older sister stay with the cheating douchebag.
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            Posted, 5th March 2010
            by Adam
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            Apparently, a vow never to harm another living thing doesn't mean you can't condemn them to a fate worse than death.
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              Posted, 10th March 2010
              by ekedolphin
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              It is good practice to believe in 6 impossibilities before breakfast.
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                Posted, 10th March 2010
                by nikkabee
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                It only takes seconds to paint a beautiful picture of two people under a gazebo.
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                  Posted, 5th March 2010
                  by Adam
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                  The guy you're arranged to wed will always suck.
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                    Posted, 5th March 2010
                    by Adam
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                    If you're surrounded by non-human creatures and routinely chop off their heads, every decapitated head in your moat will be a human's.
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                    • 3rd April 2010 by Feathery
                      And must be bald, manly, and luminecint.
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                    Posted, 5th March 2010
                    by Adam
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                    If you behead the king, keep the crown on his head forever, it has no value.
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                      Posted, 5th March 2010
                      by Adam
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                      Queens must prance like princesses.
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                        Posted, 5th March 2010
                        by Adam
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                        Original animated adaptation aside, if the growing cake or shrinking drink doesn't specifically say it'll grow and shrink your clothes along with you, it probably doesn't.
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                          Posted, 8th March 2010
                          by ekedolphin
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                          A mouse will carry around an eye they stabbed and stole from a large monster, and this will in no way throw the mouse off balance, even though the mouse and the eye probably weigh about the same.
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                            Posted, 8th March 2010
                            by PandasLikePoptarts
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                            If someone says they need a minute after being asked to marry, and they take more than a few minutes, don't go out and look for them, no, instead just wait patiently where you were until she returns.
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                              Posted, 13th March 2010
                              by tenshi
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                              China isn't on the other side of really long holes.
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                                Posted, 5th March 2010
                                by Adam
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                                Even if you and your twin weigh like 300 pounds each, that flying bird can carry you both off to the castle.
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                                  Posted, 5th March 2010
                                  by Adam
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                                  Frogs are terrible liars.
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                                    Posted, 5th March 2010
                                    by Adam
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                                    Horses are far less gullible than hounds.
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                                      Posted, 5th March 2010
                                      by Adam
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                                      Spoon.
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                                      • 30th June 2010 by nikkeho
                                        This ranks top in my list :D
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                                      Posted, 5th March 2010
                                      by Adam
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                                      When dialogue doesn't do the trick, just dance.
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                                        Posted, 8th March 2010
                                        by Scotty Favor
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                                        If a bandersnatch happens to attack you and scratches your arm, it is best not to accept first aid for it.
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                                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                                          by nikkabee
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                                          If you usually wake up from a dream when you pinch yourself, and it doesn't happen this time, it's safe to say it isn't a dream.
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                                            Posted, 13th March 2010
                                            by tenshi
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                                            No matter where you go you'll always keep running into twins.
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                                              Posted, 5th March 2010
                                              by Adam
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                                              If a monster is charging at you, it will always stop and roar rather than to simply go for the kill then and there.
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                                                Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                by Adam
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                                                Palaces have XXXXXXXL women's dresses on hand.
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                                                • 30th June 2010 by nikkeho
                                                  or curtains.
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                                                Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                by Adam
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                                                A good travel hat has built-in seatbelts.
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                                                  Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  No one ever suspects the curly-haired girl who appears out of nowhere to be THE curly-haired girl everyone is looking for.
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                                                    Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                    by Adam
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                                                    If you think your husband is going to leave you, pre-emptively kill him.
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                                                      Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                      by Adam
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                                                      While you're battling a monster, if you need to count something to yourself, count as slowly as possible.
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                                                        Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        Anyone that upsets you. Just yell off with their heads.
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                                                          Posted, 8th March 2010
                                                          by marcsnothere
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                                                          Evil women seem to have a weird obsession with red roses!
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                                                            Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                            by Sami D
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                                                            No matter how much time you spent in wonderland, it won't be more than a few hours in the real world.
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                                                              Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                              by tenshi
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                                                              Falling down a really deep hole won't kill you. Even when you fall through a roof. Really, you'll be completely fine.
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                                                                Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                by wolfgirl92
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                                                                That I was definately out of order in thinking the Mad Hatter and Alice would end up marrying each other.
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                                                                • 3rd April 2010 by Feathery
                                                                  T.T I'm with you there...
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                                                                Posted, 3rd April 2010
                                                                by YesLiid
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                                                                Apparently Lewis Carroll and all the other incarnations lied to us all these years. The place was always called "Underland".
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                                                                  Posted, 4th June 2010
                                                                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                  The White Queen is a Goth!
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                                                                    Posted, 4th June 2010
                                                                    by TiffYG2133
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                                                                    Cats don't involve themselves in politics, unless it means aiding the White Queen's allies against the Red Queen and presenting the White Queen with her crown at the end of a great politically motivated battle.
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                                                                      Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                                      by Adam
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                                                                      If you have bad news to report to the Red Queen, always break it up into three parts so as to be punished three times for it.
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                                                                        Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                                        by Adam
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                                                                        If someone offers you butterfingers in Wonderland, decline politely.
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                                                                          Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                          If you're going to say something dangerous, make sure the girl with big ears is far away.
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                                                                            Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                            STOP! Hammer time.
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                                                                              Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                              Pig's belly is good aching feet.
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                                                                                Posted, 8th March 2010
                                                                                by UsernameTed
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                                                                                You'll want to wash that finger.
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                                                                                  Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                  by nikkabee
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                                                                                  Your pretty face won't last forever. And you don't want to end up like Aunt Imogene.
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                                                                                    Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                    by nikkabee
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                                                                                    It is better to be feared than loved.
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                                                                                      Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                                                      by tenshi
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                                                                                      Pretending to have abnormally sized body parts is the easiest way to get into the Red Queen's posse.
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                                                                                        Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                                        by jawson44
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                                                                                        The mad hare loves spoons! Spoon!!!
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                                                                                        • 2nd March 2012 by LadyGrizz
                                                                                          It's the ~March~ Hare, dammit!!
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                                                                                        Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                                                        by breezie1
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                                                                                        Evil will make your head big.
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                                                                                          Posted, 3rd April 2010
                                                                                          by Feathery
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                                                                                          Lack confidence.... a visit to Wonderland will fix you right up!
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                                                                                          • 7th September 2011 by Alaurien
                                                                                            it could have been a waste of time...if Alice didnt learn about her value..after killing the jabberwocky -.-'
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                                                                                          Posted, 19th May 2010
                                                                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                          The guy who plays Snape does the voice of the blue caterpillar.
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                                                                                            Posted, 2nd March 2011
                                                                                            by PandasLikePoptarts
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                                                                                            If you turn down the opportunity to invest in a venture that becomes more profitable than anyone could have imagined, don't worry, you can you always buy the business for cheap once the founder dies.
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                                                                                              Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                                              Every day is Valentine's Day at the Red Queen's castle.
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                                                                                                Posted, 5th March 2010
                                                                                                by Adam
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                                                                                                Tim Burton ruins every movie he remakes. Wonka, Batman, and now Alice, when will you stop ?! Bastard
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                                                                                                • 14th November 2011 by agentdc7
                                                                                                  If you think he ruins remakes, why didn't you include Planet of the Apes?
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                                                                                                Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                                by BusterBah
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                                                                                                A pig as a foot stool does wonders for foot massaging.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                                  by FERIS
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                                                                                                  There is nothing 'wonder' about the 'land' that Alice went to.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                                    by FERIS
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                                                                                                    The Mad Hatter has mad sewing skills.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 16th July 2010
                                                                                                      by Sparky
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                                                                                                      Hot Topic sales rise dramatically.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 18th July 2010
                                                                                                        by ryan corderman
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                                                                                                        It's okay for the rabbit, the mouse, frogs, the monkeys, and the horse to wear something, yet the dog must run about naked.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 29th April 2011
                                                                                                          by MrsBrisby
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                                                                                                          Mice are very good at throwing rapiers into the eyes of a bird in flight.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 29th April 2011
                                                                                                            by MrsBrisby
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                                                                                                            That futterwacken..is a really strange dance O.o ...of course it fits for the strange and crazy character.....by the way, in the cartoon the hare was more talkative and funnier.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 7th September 2011
                                                                                                              by Alaurien
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                                                                                                              Cup.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd March 2012
                                                                                                                by LadyGrizz
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                                                                                                                The only way something is impossible is if you believe it is.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd March 2012
                                                                                                                  by LadyGrizz
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                                                                                                                  When the Mad hatter gets excited, his whole face brightens and his tie gets a mind of its own.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd March 2012
                                                                                                                    by LadyGrizz
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                                                                                                                    Why go around the table when you can just jump on to it and walk through everything?
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 2nd March 2012
                                                                                                                      by LadyGrizz
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