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Ice Age 3 - Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Ice Age 3 - Dawn of the Dinosaurs
This list was started on 1st December 2009 by Anon
There are 53 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 25th May 2016

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Buck is short for "Buckminster" and long for "Bu."
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    Posted, 3rd December 2009
    by Anon
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    When you pick a code word for your wife to say to signal her going into labor, chances are when she actually uses it you won't immediately recognize it.
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      Posted, 3rd December 2009
      by Anon
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      Make your choice before you get married: the wife or the nut.
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        Posted, 1st December 2009
        by Anon
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        Any wild animal can be tamed by throwing reins in its mouth.
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          Posted, 1st December 2009
          by Anon
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          Baby dinosaurs are fooled by peek-a-boo.
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            Posted, 3rd December 2009
            by Anon
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            Two possums, two mammoths, a saber tooth tiger and a sloth make for a GREAT herd.
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              Posted, 6th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Berries make great bombs.
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              • 9th December 2009 by Anon
                I was thinking of making a similar statement about berries but then I saw yours XD
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              Posted, 7th December 2009
              by Anon
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              It's embarrassing when you get eaten by a plant, but it's outright pathetic when you get rescued by a weasel who's married to a pineapple.
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                Posted, 9th December 2009
                by Anon
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                Pushing the log is just as hard as getting a baby.
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                  Posted, 1st December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  The one with gas walks at the back.
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                    Posted, 1st December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Sid has difficulty distinguising between male and female.
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                      Posted, 3rd December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      Leave the eggs where you found them.
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                        Posted, 3rd December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        For a carnivorous dinosaur, the only answer you need is "Grr."
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                          Posted, 3rd December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          Female saber-toothed squirrels have skin flaps for gliding.
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                          • 3rd March 2015 by epwickey
                            It may be a pre historic version of "hambawa"
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                          Posted, 3rd December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          You can marry a pineapple. But be warned, they're ugly things.
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                            Posted, 7th December 2009
                            by Chibi Kitty Sama
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                            It's nuts to love nuts, but nuts need love.
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                            • 9th December 2009 by Anon
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                            Posted, 7th December 2009
                            by Anon
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                            And they say writers f-up history. Lies. Dinosaurs and Mammoths so lived together, any 7yr old will tell you that.
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                              Posted, 7th December 2009
                              by LadyDaralis
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                              If your childrens' food hugs you, simply return your love by throwing it of a cliff, believing it can fly.
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                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                Sabre-toothed squirrels invented the Tango.
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                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                  by Evilgidgit
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                                  There was a time in prehistory where the most fierce and fearsome creature of them all was called Rudy.
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                                    Posted, 17th January 2010
                                    by lazy
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                                    You shouldn't eat little Johnny if you want to go to the playground.
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                                      Posted, 1st December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Plant barf is awesome.
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                                        Posted, 3rd December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        Never let Diego babysit...He might eat the kids!
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                                          Posted, 5th December 2009
                                          by xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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                                          Pterodactyls were the F-16s of prehistory.
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                                          • 8th December 2009 by Anon
                                            And their eyes are the gauges
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                                          Posted, 6th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          Female flying squirrels are dominatrixes.
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                                            Posted, 6th December 2009
                                            by Manga Cheapskate
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                                            We should all get our heads examined.
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                                              Posted, 7th December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              If you can't hide your nut in the ground, quickly eat it before it decides to runaway and escape.
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                                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                Sheldon and Tim are intimidating names.
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                                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Children never listen, even as eggs.
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                                                    Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Never let Sid take care of your kids.
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                                                      Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Always listen to Buck.
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                                                        Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        Even if mammoths went extinct, they were over protective.
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                                                          Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                          by Anon
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                                                          Never try to milk a male bison.
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                                                            Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            Dinosaurs don't like broccoli.
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                                                              Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              Man came before the dinosaurs (Ice Age 1), died off, and then came back again...
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                                                                Posted, 3rd December 2009
                                                                by Keeper of Souls
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                                                                Flying dinosaurs are afraid of commitment.
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                                                                  Posted, 3rd December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  Never milk a bison they mean
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                                                                    Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                    by Phoenix
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                                                                    Never send a sloth to do a dinosaur's job.
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                                                                      Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                      by lilusagi12
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                                                                      You know a weasel has lost his mind when he marries a pineapple.
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                                                                        Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Hiding in a tree trunk will not fool a dinosaur.
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                                                                          Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                          You can ignore rules when there's a female involved - or a cute little puppy.
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                                                                            Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            Sid decided to improve his parenting skills by raising a human girl and three dinosaurs before getting mini-versions of himself.
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                                                                            • 16th November 2010 by Hayleychaotix
                                                                              I thought the human was a guy.
                                                                            • 9th December 2009 by Anon
                                                                              Well observed!XD
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                                                                            Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            Weasels are not like Tarzan. At all.
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                                                                              Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                              Peaches are round, sweet and fuzzy.
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                                                                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                I see a new Olympic event! The Bobsleigh Egg Juggle!
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                                                                                  Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                                                  by UsernameTed
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                                                                                  Ankylosaurs and trees do not get along in tight spaces.
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                                                                                    Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                                                    by UsernameTed
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                                                                                    Brachiosaurs look kind of simple. Especially when baited with leafy greens.
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                                                                                      Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                                                      by UsernameTed
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                                                                                      There's nothing like adrenaline to help a Sabertooth Tiger save his friends.
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                                                                                        Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                                                        by UsernameTed
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                                                                                        A bit of gas can turn anyone into a chipmunk.
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                                                                                          Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                                          Don't tell someone you feel tingly when you're pressed up against them.
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                                                                                            Posted, 28th August 2014
                                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                                            Round is good. Round is foxy.
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                                                                                              Posted, 25th May 2016
                                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                                              The Chasm of Death was originally called the Big Smelly Crack, but they changed the name because nobody could stop giggling.
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                                                                                                Posted, 25th May 2016
                                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                                Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just punch each other on the shoulder. That's equal to six moths of therapy.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 25th May 2016
                                                                                                  by Footballfan
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