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Watchmen

Watchmen
This list was started on 2nd December 2009 by Anon
There are 46 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 29th June 2012

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If you disintegrate and then recombine, you have a free pass to walk around naked.
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    Posted, 2nd December 2009
    by Anon
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    One of Dr. Manhattan's powers is to adjust his brightness for the television cameras.
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      Posted, 2nd December 2009
      by Anon
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      Make sure that you'll already have destroyed the city of your choice 35 minutes before you give the good guys your evil monologue.
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        Posted, 2nd December 2009
        by Anon
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        The cure for impotence: Save people from a fire.
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          Posted, 2nd December 2009
          by Anon
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          If you find out that you cause cancer you can always start a new life on mars.
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            Posted, 2nd December 2009
            by Anon
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            Just because the guy who beat you up and put you behind bars is in jail with you doesn't mean you suddenly have a chance against him.
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              Posted, 2nd December 2009
              by Adam
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              Don't think the fact you can multiply yourself will turn your girlfriend on.
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                Posted, 2nd December 2009
                by Anon
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                Squid creatures just are not good enough for the cinema.
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                • 16th September 2010 by agentdc7
                  Agreed, kvn8907.
                • 24th December 2009 by kvn8907
                  And thank goodness. If there's one part of the story Zach Snyder SHOULD have edited from the graphic novel, it was that dumb part about the squid releasing a psyonic shockwave in its death throes.
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                Posted, 3rd December 2009
                by Anon
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                A Ménage à trois with the Blue Man Group wouldn't turn me on either!
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                  Posted, 17th December 2009
                  by TiffYG2133
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                  Dr Manhatten got a part time job on LV-223.
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                    Posted, 29th June 2012
                    by rogerflaps
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                    A being that left Earth for emotional reasons needs a rational, scientific reason to return back to it.
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                      Posted, 2nd December 2009
                      by Adam
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                      Putting on a costume and a mask makes you a superhero, regardless of any powers.
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                      • 22nd December 2009 by Freeman
                        The Punisher... uhm... well he doesn't use a mask, and no costume, uhm... and he's an antihero after all... well, forget the matter...
                      • 5th December 2009 by Dark Lord XIII
                        Batman duh
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                      Posted, 2nd December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      If the woman you impregnated won't leave you alone, shoot her.
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                        Posted, 4th December 2009
                        by Fearkiller
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                        Giant one-of-a-kind mutant cats are disposable.
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                          Posted, 2nd December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          No matter how smart you are and no matter how far ahead you calculated your moves in advance, there'll always be one loose end you missed.
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                            Posted, 2nd December 2009
                            by Adam
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                            Shooting hippies is fun!
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                              Posted, 2nd December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              The rating 18A/R is not there to protect youths from disturbing images, but to keep dumb kids who giggle at swinging blue cod out of the cinema.
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                              • 3rd December 2009 by Anon
                                "Swinging blue cod" has immediately become one of my new favorite phrases.
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                              Posted, 3rd December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              Mothers always insist that their daughters wear tight leather outfits.
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                                Posted, 4th December 2009
                                by Kidoushuu
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                                Changing the beat behind the song "Hallelujah" magically transforms it from the saddest song in "Shrek" to the most erotic song ever.
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                                  Posted, 6th December 2009
                                  by bookfreak
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                                  The best way to assasinate someone is to get into a lengthy fist fight with them, then throw them out a window.
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                                    Posted, 24th December 2009
                                    by kvn8907
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                                    Apparently girls get pissed if you multi-task during sex.
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                                      Posted, 26th December 2009
                                      by Halfsh0t
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                                      A guy holding "The World is Ending" sign is often ignored.
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                                      • 24th December 2009 by kvn8907
                                        Sorry, I refreshed the page and this happened.
                                      • 24th December 2009 by kvn8907
                                        Also, it's "The End Is Nigh". As in near, not Bill Nye.
                                      • 24th December 2009 by kvn8907
                                        Also, it's "The End Is Nigh". As in near, not Bill Nye.
                                      • 24th December 2009 by kvn8907
                                        True in real life too.
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                                      Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      World peace justifies atomic war.
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                                        Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        There is such a thing as being to committed to a story.
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                                          Posted, 3rd December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          Movies can indeed live up to their literature counterparts, it just takes the man who does the voice of Solid Snake to make it happen. Do you see a connection here?
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                                            Posted, 4th December 2009
                                            by acid35
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                                            Making two superpowers think that an unkillable superman is punishing them is the way towards lasting world peace.
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                                              Posted, 24th December 2009
                                              by kvn8907
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                                              If you're angry with the life on this world, you should go create life on another.
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                                                Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                by kvn8907
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                                                If you've got enough money, you can generate tachyons so no one can see the future.
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                                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                  by kvn8907
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                                                  If you're wearing a superhero costume, there's no reason to wear any underwear under it.
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                                                    Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                    by kvn8907
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                                                    Sally Jupiter never did anything wrong by Laurie... except willingly spreading her legs and conceiving her with the sadistic son-of-a-bitch who mercilessly beat and nearly raped her years earlier.
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                                                      Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                      Laurie, whether you liked it or not, you have to agree that Jon was the best multi-tasker you would ever have.
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                                                        Posted, 4th May 2010
                                                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                        The comedian is not a funny guy.
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                                                          Posted, 12th October 2010
                                                          by mojarras
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                                                          If you write a book disclosing your secret identity make sure your successor who uses the same name doesn't anger the local gang.
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                                                            Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            Little people hold a grudge when you send them to prison.
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                                                              Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              Leonard Cohen singing gospel is still sexy.
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                                                                Posted, 3rd December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                If older boys insult you and your mother, you should savagely attack them and bite chunks from their flesh.
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                                                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                  by kvn8907
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                                                                  The only reason that the US and USSR were fighting each other was because they didn't have enough electricity. If you were to create a clean, free, unlimited source of electricity, both nations would be best buds.
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                                                                    Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                    by kvn8907
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                                                                    Nuclear war will cause a lot of tachyons, which will travel back in time and obscure the vision of those that can see the future.
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                                                                      Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                      by kvn8907
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                                                                      Being the most athletic person in the world somehow gives you the jumping ability of a flea.
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                                                                        Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                        by kvn8907
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                                                                        Mars is the only cool planet in the solar system apparently.
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                                                                          Posted, 13th August 2010
                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                          Joel Schumacher must have had a hand in designing Ozzy's suit (nipples).
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                                                                            Posted, 16th September 2010
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            It's so ethical to watch someone kill another with the song "Unforgettable" playing in the background.
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                                                                              Posted, 11th January 2011
                                                                              by Raajnie
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                                                                              A female super hero will grow her hair to her waist so that villians can tug it during a fight, or worse, get caught in a elevator or any contraption during a high speed chase.
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                                                                                Posted, 5th February 2011
                                                                                by lilbo
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                                                                                Why do male superheroes wear costumes that make them look gay but female superheroes all look like they get their costumes from Frederick's of Hollywood?
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                                                                                  Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                  by john2012
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                                                                                  Remember Rorschach isn't locked in there with you; you're locked in there with him.
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                                                                                    Posted, 21st August 2011
                                                                                    by howler
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                                                                                    "You don't give a damn about human beings", says the murderous, woman-beating, attempted-raping sadist who just shot down a pregnant woman in cold blood.
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                                                                                      Posted, 8th January 2012
                                                                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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