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The Lost Boys

The Lost Boys
This list was started on 15th March 2010 by NateSean
There are 45 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th May 2011

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Make me think I'm eating Maggots, shame on you. Make me think I'm eating worms, shame on me. Give me a bottle, tell me it's wine, then after I'm told it's blood I drink it anyway, I'm just a fricken idiot.
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    Posted, 15th March 2010
    by NateSean
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    "Floor it does not mean Warp Speed. " Rest in peace, Corey Haim.
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    • 28th March 2011 by mattyboi
      credit to me for starting this list!!!!
    • 17th March 2010 by NateSean
      I owed it to Corey. Maybe you can do Lost Boys: The Tribe. I haven't seen that one yet.
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    Posted, 15th March 2010
    by NateSean
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    You went into their home to help them kill vampires. The family killed more vampires than you, including the head vampire. They caused less collateral damage. You probably shouldn't charge them all that much.
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      Posted, 15th March 2010
      by NateSean
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      Werewolves and ghouls occupy high positions in City Hall.
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        Posted, 17th March 2010
        by NateSean
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        Never invite a vampire into your house. It renders you powerless.
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          Posted, 17th March 2010
          by NateSean
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          One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires.
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            Posted, 6th August 2010
            by trixibelle
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            Hanging from a bridge because your friends are doing it is in no way a metaphor for the whole "if your friends jumped off of a bridge" argument your parents used on you.
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              Posted, 15th March 2010
              by NateSean
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              I think I prefer these vampires to Carlisle's family any day.
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                Posted, 15th March 2010
                by NateSean
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                No one touches the second shelf of the refrigerator but Grandpa.
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                  Posted, 15th March 2010
                  by NateSean
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                  If all the corpses in Santa Carla were to stand up at once there'd be one hell of a population problem.
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                    Posted, 15th March 2010
                    by NateSean
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                    Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking? Well now you do.
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                      Posted, 17th March 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      Sam wears a T-shirt that says born to shop.
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                        Posted, 23rd March 2010
                        by NateSean
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                        When you walk into a video store it's obvious you need a job.
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                          Posted, 23rd March 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          Just because you become a vampire doesn't mean you'll be cool...look at the head vampire...total dork!
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                            Posted, 19th April 2010
                            by TiffYG2133
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                            If you have a TV Guide you don' t need a TV.
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                              Posted, 13th May 2010
                              by rkw0021
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                              Kill your brother. You'll feel better.
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                                Posted, 17th May 2011
                                by SoraKari
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                                Santa Carla is the Murder Capital of the World.
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                                  Posted, 17th May 2011
                                  by SoraKari
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                                  Sam is probably the better alternative to going alone with the vampire slayers.
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                                    Posted, 17th March 2010
                                    by NateSean
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                                    A male teenager having a poster of Rob Lowe showing his flat belly in his closet door was not at all gay in 1987...oh, wait!
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                                      Posted, 19th March 2010
                                      by EF2010
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                                      No TV means no MTV.
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                                        Posted, 23rd March 2010
                                        by NateSean
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                                        David isn't the head vampire.
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                                          Posted, 23rd March 2010
                                          by NateSean
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                                          Sam's wardrobe is pretty cool for a fashion victim.
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                                            Posted, 23rd March 2010
                                            by NateSean
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                                            Windex passes for aftershave.
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                                              Posted, 23rd March 2010
                                              by NateSean
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                                              A billion Chinese people can't be wrong.
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                                                Posted, 6th August 2010
                                                by trixibelle
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                                                No TV means No MTV!
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                                                  Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                  by mattyboi
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                                                  1st come, 1st staked.
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                                                    Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                    by mattyboi
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                                                    You must fill the car up with gasoline if you take it without asking.
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                                                      Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                      by mattyboi
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                                                      Burn rubber does not mean warp speed.
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                                                        Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                        by mattyboi
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                                                        Santa Carla is a cool place if your a Martian!
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                                                          Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                          by mattyboi
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                                                          Never invite a vampire into your house as it will render you powerless.
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                                                            Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                            by mattyboi
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                                                            We need to activate plan B and we only have 2 hours to do it!
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                                                              Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                              by mattyboi
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                                                              Batman 14 is a very serious comic!
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                                                                Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                                by mattyboi
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                                                                Vampires have such rotten tempers.
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                                                                  Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                                  by mattyboi
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                                                                  Vampires use mind scramble; they open their eyes and talk.
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                                                                    Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                                    by mattyboi
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                                                                    Death by stereo!!!
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                                                                      Posted, 2nd April 2011
                                                                      by KDubbz
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                                                                      The best thing to do when your brother is levitating outside your window and you think he's a vampire? Pull the blanket over your head.
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                                                                        Posted, 2nd April 2011
                                                                        by KDubbz
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                                                                        Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns!
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                                                                          Posted, 12th April 2011
                                                                          by SoraKari
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                                                                          Obscure comic book knowledge will impress vampire slayers.
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                                                                            Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                            You really think you know what's going on here, but you don't know squat. (censored)
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                                                                              Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                              Ghouls and Werewolves occupy high positions in city hall.
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                                                                                Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                                                by mattyboi
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                                                                                Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.
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                                                                                  Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                                                  by mattyboi
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                                                                                  Vampire Hotel is not 5 star accommodation!
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                                                                                    Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                                                    by mattyboi
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                                                                                    The one thing Grampa never could stand about living in Santa Carla was all the damn vampires!
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                                                                                    • 4th April 2011 by NateSean
                                                                                      All ready did this one.
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                                                                                    Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                                                    by mattyboi
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                                                                                    If you read the tv guide you don't need a tv!
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                                                                                    • 4th April 2011 by NateSean
                                                                                      Definitely all ready did this one.
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                                                                                    Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                                                    by mattyboi
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                                                                                    Windex is a substitute for aftershave.
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                                                                                    • 4th April 2011 by NateSean
                                                                                      All ready did this one.
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                                                                                    Posted, 11th March 2011
                                                                                    by mattyboi
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