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Astro Boy

Astro Boy
This list was started on 3rd December 2009 by Anon
There are 23 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th April 2015

The Things I Learned . . .

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If you're a lonely old man, it is way better and easier to make your own son complete with enough weapons to save the world than to simply adopt one.
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    Posted, 4th December 2009
    by leo11234
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    Besides cockroaches and robots, baseball caps and small samples of undamaged D.N.A. can also survive a nuclear attack.
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      Posted, 5th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Ass-guns come in handy at exactly the right moment.
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        Posted, 3rd December 2009
        by Anon
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        Nothing is far more dangerous than little kids with machine guns in their asses.
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          Posted, 4th December 2009
          by Phoenix
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          Windex is evil. A bottle of it would be willing to to kill you just because you wanted to make small talk.
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            Posted, 11th December 2009
            by Anon
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            A single strand of hair contains every memory of a thirteen year old boy.
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              Posted, 4th February 2011
              by happymelon
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              Yankees Stadium is a place of hatred and murder.
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                Posted, 3rd December 2009
                by Anon
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                When in a gang, everyone needs a nickname.
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                  Posted, 3rd December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  When push comes to shove, haunt them with the ghosts of their memories.
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                    Posted, 3rd December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    If your kid falls a lot then you get him a helmet, so if your kid is prone to dying then you must make him death proof!
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                      Posted, 14th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      Saying loosely based to describe this movie is like saying tight to describe the JoBro's pants.
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                        Posted, 3rd December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Nicholas Cage should do more voice acting.
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                          Posted, 3rd December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          Nathan Lane is awesome. 'Nuff said.
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                            Posted, 3rd December 2009
                            by Anon
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                            14
                            A robot's choice of drink is motor oil.
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                              Posted, 3rd December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              This movie makes you yearn for the year 2003 when Astro Boy was done right.
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                                Posted, 3rd December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                When you have guns in your ass...use them wisely.
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                                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                                  by lilusagi12
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                                  17
                                  When you can't nuke a reinforced glass wall, absorb it.
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                                    Posted, 5th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    When you can't attack your enemies that have enslaved you because of laws that were programmed into you, your only chance of rebellion is tickling.
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                                      Posted, 17th December 2009
                                      by kashiwagi
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                                      19
                                      All female scientists have massive, perfectly shaped breasts.
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                                        Posted, 24th January 2012
                                        by bourbonphantom
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                                        If I had a nickel every time Stone said 'elect' or 'vote'...
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                                          Posted, 10th April 2015
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          When doing a weapons demonstration in a lab, only put down the blast shield when it tries to attack you.
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                                            Posted, 10th April 2015
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Two rockets are strong enough soften the fall of an entire city.
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                                              Posted, 10th April 2015
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              No one realized the dog was driving the car the whole time even after stealing it.
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                                                Posted, 10th April 2015
                                                by agentdc7
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