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Godzilla (1998)

Godzilla (1998)
This list was started on 21st March 2010 by NateSean
There are 37 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th November 2015

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Gojira must translate into - "Get that F-ing lighter out of my face!"
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    Posted, 21st March 2010
    by NateSean
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    Helicopters are useless against Godzilla, but a NYC Taxi cab can outrun it no problem.
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      Posted, 12th June 2010
      by thugz4real
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      Baby Godzillas look, walk, and behave very similarly to Velociraptors...
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        Posted, 21st March 2010
        by NateSean
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        Godizllas like to eat lots of fish...and Japanese boats.
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          Posted, 12th June 2010
          by thugz4real
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          Ben Affleck can't disappear in the streets of New York but a 42-story lizard can.
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            Posted, 21st March 2010
            by NateSean
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            The "new roar" Dean Devlin was promising was actually the same old roar again.
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              Posted, 21st March 2010
              by agentdc7
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              Calling it Godzilla will make the audiences come into the theater. By the time you realize it's not the same Japanese Monster, it's too late to refund your ticket.
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                Posted, 6th April 2010
                by agentdc7
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                Chew Gum. It makes you look more American!
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                • 22nd May 2010 by thugz4real
                  i can't believe no one said this! its the funniest part of the whole movie!
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                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                If you are looking for what you're supposed to be looking at, you are probably standing in it.
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                  Posted, 3rd June 2010
                  by The Cincinnati Kid
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                  Americans must always kill something.
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                    Posted, 3rd June 2010
                    by The Cincinnati Kid
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                    Drug stores will still be open even after the city has been evacuated.
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                      Posted, 21st March 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      New York is a place Godzilla can easily hide.
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                        Posted, 21st March 2010
                        by NateSean
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                        People using tons of protection get cancer from walking through Chernobyl but Matthew Broderick can drive right on in when it's raining and not even get a cold.
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                          Posted, 21st March 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          Making a joke after a lot of good soldiers died is charming and funny.
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                            Posted, 21st March 2010
                            by NateSean
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                            A monster can tunnel through the subway system of Manhattan without disturbing the very heavy buildings on top of him.
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                              Posted, 21st March 2010
                              by NateSean
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                              When entering a shower room don't bother trying to wash the fish smell off of your body.
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                                Posted, 21st March 2010
                                by NateSean
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                                Emmerich's idea of a running gag was butchering the name "Tatopalous".
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                                  Posted, 21st March 2010
                                  by NateSean
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                                  When facing Godzilla, always standstill and scream your lungs out to avoid being trampled by giant monster.
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                                    Posted, 9th July 2010
                                    by FERIS
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                                    Human pregnancy tests work on very large lizards.
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                                      Posted, 9th August 2011
                                      by Mighty Mat
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                                      The first American Godzilla movie getting really bad reviews will not stop America making a second, much worse, Godzilla movie 16 years later.
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                                        Posted, 11th May 2015
                                        by MegaSolipsist
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                                        That's a lot of Fish.
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                                          Posted, 21st March 2010
                                          by NateSean
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                                          Nuclear fallout makes iguannas turn into giant monsters.
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                                            Posted, 21st March 2010
                                            by NateSean
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                                            Sam Witwicky's Dad used to be in the army.
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                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
                                              by NateSean
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                                              Elvis was the king!
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                                                Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                by Mighty Mat
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                                                Don't use heatseekers to kill a cold-blooded animal.
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                                                  Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                  by Mighty Mat
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                                                  They caused more damaged than the god damned thing did.
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                                                    Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                    by Mighty Mat
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                                                    Hank Azaria was pissed not because of the widespread death and destruction, but because Godzilla trashed the Garden.
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                                                      Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                      by Mighty Mat
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                                                      Jean Reno was going the wrong way.
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                                                        Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                        by Mighty Mat
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                                                        There's no fun in reproducing asexually.
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                                                          Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                          by Mighty Mat
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                                                          Don't let your wife see you on TV. She will kill you.
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                                                            Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                            by Mighty Mat
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                                                            A donut is not an acceptable substitute for a croissant.
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                                                              Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                              by Mighty Mat
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                                                              When you're on the run from a crazed, hormonal dinosaur and your fellow runner jumps into a taxi, don't jump in; stand there and ask them what they are doing.
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                                                                Posted, 1st April 2012
                                                                by KDubbz
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                                                                A 200 foot lizard can hide in the sewage system.
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                                                                  Posted, 25th August 2012
                                                                  by screwyou00
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                                                                  It took 16 years to get the Japanese to trust us with a Godzilla movie again.
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                                                                    Posted, 14th May 2014
                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                    A French secret service agent won't be able to make a van that is obviously following him.
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                                                                      Posted, 9th November 2015
                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                      French secret service agents will hole up in a warehouse, but not post a lookout in case someone like a reporter, a cop, or other concerned individual gets nosey.
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                                                                        Posted, 9th November 2015
                                                                        by NateSean
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