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Big Trouble in Little China

Big Trouble in Little China
This list was started on 24th May 2010 by Dominic
There are 50 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th June 2015

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It's All In The Reflexes
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    Posted, 31st May 2010
    by Macca MVP
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    China is here.
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      Posted, 24th May 2010
      by Dominic
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      Chinese girls don't come with green eyes.
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        Posted, 24th May 2010
        by Dominic
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        Egg Fu Yung is ready to bring order out of chaos.
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          Posted, 24th May 2010
          by Dominic
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          It is a dark and stormy night on the Pork Chop Express.
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            Posted, 24th May 2010
            by Dominic
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            Old Jack Burton always says,"What the hell."
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              Posted, 24th May 2010
              by Dominic
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              Don't make a sound during a chinese standoff.
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                Posted, 24th May 2010
                by Dominic
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                Jack Burton was born ready!
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                  Posted, 31st May 2010
                  by Macca MVP
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                  Apparently, when you get pissed because your boss has been killed, you will inflate uncontrollably and blow up to pieces.
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                    Posted, 24th May 2010
                    by Dominic
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                    The pen is mightier than the security guard's sword.
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                      Posted, 24th May 2010
                      by Dominic
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                      Lo Pan is either an old basket case on wheels or a 10 foot tall road block.
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                        Posted, 24th May 2010
                        by Dominic
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                        DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!
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                          Posted, 24th May 2010
                          by Dominic
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                          Old chinese ladies in their apartment windows will refuse to give Kurt Russel directions.
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                            Posted, 24th May 2010
                            by Dominic
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                            Mr. Burton had a good knife.
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                              Posted, 24th May 2010
                              by Dominic
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                              Chinese sorcery is all about scary things and not even Wang Chi wanted to believe it.
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                                Posted, 24th May 2010
                                by Dominic
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                                David Lo Pan has a tongue, he should ask people questions himself.
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                                  Posted, 24th May 2010
                                  by Dominic
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                                  China is always in Egg Fu Yung's heart
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                                    Posted, 24th May 2010
                                    by Dominic
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                                    The scary sewer snake thingy should come out no more!
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                                      Posted, 24th May 2010
                                      by Dominic
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                                      Wang and Jack are nowhere when they ask where they are.
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                                        Posted, 24th May 2010
                                        by Dominic
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                                        This was not the 1st time Jack Burton ever capped somebody.
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                                          Posted, 24th May 2010
                                          by Dominic
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                                          Chinese got a lotta hell's
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                                            Posted, 31st May 2010
                                            by Macca MVP
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                                            A man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe
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                                              Posted, 31st May 2010
                                              by Macca MVP
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                                              Son of a bitch must pay...
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                                                Posted, 5th June 2010
                                                by AshBlaze
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                                                A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain.
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                                                  Posted, 29th March 2011
                                                  by i m spades
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                                                  May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.
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                                                    Posted, 29th March 2011
                                                    by i m spades
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                                                    The Three Storms are immune to bullets, but stabbing them with swords, throwing stones at them, and killing their boss kills them.
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                                                      Posted, 24th May 2010
                                                      by Dominic
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                                                      If Your Mind Is Going North and South, The Bottle Will Not Slice!
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                                                        Posted, 31st May 2010
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                                                        Gracie Law would go in, but there's an obvious problem with her face.
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                                                          Posted, 29th July 2010
                                                          by AshBlaze
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                                                          Jack and Wang are perfectly normal names for your movie's heroes.
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                                                            Posted, 1st November 2010
                                                            by Buddy Revell
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                                                            You people should sit tight, hold the fort, and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn, call the President.
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                                                              Posted, 29th March 2011
                                                              by i m spades
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                                                              Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
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                                                                Posted, 11th May 2014
                                                                by Sodor
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                                                                David Lo Pan should have thought twice about becoming mortal.
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                                                                  Posted, 7th November 2014
                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                  The Chinese characters in the main title translate to ''Evil Spirits Make a Big Scene in Little Spiritual State''.
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                                                                    Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                                    In the scene where Kurt Russell is attempting to infiltrate the brothel, he is wearing the same outfit that he wore in Used Cars.
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                                                                      Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                                      by zikzak393
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                                                                      Right before the end credits when Kurt Russell's character, Jack Burton, is driving his truck and talking on his CB Radio, he says, ''You just listen to the old Pork-Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashing and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down...'' paying homage to the names of the 3 Storms, Lo Pan's bodyguards.
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                                                                        Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                                        by zikzak393
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                                                                        Body count: 46.
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                                                                          Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                                          by zikzak393
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                                                                          A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face but a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain!
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                                                                            Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                                            by zikzak393
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                                                                            Sooner or later Jack rubs everybody the wrong way.
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                                                                              Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                                              by zikzak393
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                                                                              When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: ''Have ya paid your dues, Jack?'' ''Yessir, the check is in the mail.''
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                                                                                Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                                Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, ''Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.''
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                                                                                  Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                                  Like I told my last wife, I says, ''Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.''
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                                                                                    Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                                                    All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with 'light' coming out of his mouth!
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                                                                                      Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                      by zikzak393
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                                                                                      We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
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                                                                                        Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                        by zikzak393
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                                                                                        Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!
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                                                                                          Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                          by zikzak393
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                                                                                          Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?
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                                                                                            Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                            by zikzak393
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                                                                                            Who are these people? Friends of yours, huh? Now this really pisses Lo Pan off to no end!
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                                                                                              Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                              by zikzak393
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                                                                                              A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain!
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                                                                                                Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                                                Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                                                  Lo Pan is a tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him, then you don't.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                                                                    This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and he's talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 17th June 2015
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