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Animal House

Animal House
This list was started on 30th May 2010 by Breese
There are 35 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th February 2016

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    Posted, 30th May 2010
    by Breese
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    Boon has an awful hook and slice
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      Posted, 30th May 2010
      by Breese
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      Hand jobs in the 60s required latex gloves.
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        Posted, 30th May 2010
        by Breese
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        Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
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          Posted, 30th May 2010
          by Breese
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          Vegetables are sensual, people are sensuous.
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            Posted, 30th May 2010
            by Breese
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            When you are done, just leave her in a shopping cart on her front porch, ring the bell and run away!
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              Posted, 21st June 2010
              by BoKnowz203
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              Fawn's friend has a nice rack.
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                Posted, 26th November 2010
                by Thalidomide Squid
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                Delta House has an unlimited budget for broken windows.
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                  Posted, 30th May 2010
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                  Shit travels quickly through a goose.
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                    Posted, 30th May 2010
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                    Girls actually have topless pillow fights.
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                      Posted, 30th May 2010
                      by Breese
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                      According to a little known codicil in the Faber College constitution the Deans has the ability to put you on double secret probation, to preserve order.
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                        Posted, 30th May 2010
                        by Breese
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                        Your girlfriend may judge you if you get drunk with animals every weekend.
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                          Posted, 30th May 2010
                          by Breese
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                          IM A ZIT!!!! GET IT!
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                            Posted, 12th July 2010
                            by Darkmolerman
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                            Right wing frat boys don't like Teddy bears.
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                              Posted, 26th November 2010
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                              Mustard is a fashion statement.
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                                Posted, 26th November 2010
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                                Dean Wormer's office smells of dismembered horse.
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                                  Posted, 26th November 2010
                                  by Thalidomide Squid
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                                  Donald Sutherland's saggy arse is something you could do without.
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                                    Posted, 26th November 2010
                                    by Thalidomide Squid
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                                    Angels have really whiny voices.
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                                      Posted, 26th November 2010
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                                      Ramming speed is about 30 mph.
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                                        Posted, 26th November 2010
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                                        Marching bands always follow the majorette.
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                                          Posted, 26th November 2010
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                                          Even mice go to Faber.
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                                            Posted, 9th October 2014
                                            by zikzak393
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                                            Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
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                                              Posted, 16th June 2015
                                              by zikzak393
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                                              What? Over? Did you say ''over''? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
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                                                Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                by zikzak393
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                                                What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. ''Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.'' Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
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                                                  Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                  But Delta's already on probation. They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
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                                                    Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                    And most recently of all, a ''Roman Toga Party'' was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
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                                                      Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                      by zikzak393
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                                                      Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
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                                                        Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                        by zikzak393
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                                                        Sophomore dies in kiln explosion? Oh My God! I just talked to her last week... She was going to make a pot for me.
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                                                          Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                          by zikzak393
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                                                          Sing, ''I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I gave my... '' and get your guitar smashed.
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                                                            Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                            by zikzak393
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                                                            But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
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                                                              Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                              by zikzak393
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                                                              Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
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                                                                Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. Can I buy you some lunch? Oh, you got your lunch. Well, how about some milk? Got your milk too. Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?
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                                                                  Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                  Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you.
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                                                                    Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                                    You're out! Finished at Faber! Expelled! I want you off this campus at nine o'clock Monday morning, and I've contacted your local draft boards and told them that you were all, all eligible for military service.
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                                                                      Posted, 16th June 2015
                                                                      by zikzak393
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                                                                      I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
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                                                                        Posted, 9th February 2016
                                                                        by YoungWilf
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