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The Karate Kid (2010)

The Karate Kid (2010)
This list was started on 27th June 2010 by Adam
There are 45 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 4th June 2012

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It doesnt matter that you were taught Kung Fu.. You'll still be called the Karate Kid.
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    Posted, 30th June 2010
    by cecedeville
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    If you see an Asian guy sitting on a plane that's taking off toward Beijing, don't assume he speaks even basic Chinese.
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      Posted, 27th June 2010
      by Adam
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      There's nothing weird about an old man beating up a group of 12 year olds.
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        Posted, 27th June 2010
        by Adam
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        Kung Fu Kid would have been a perfectly acceptable and accurate title.
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          Posted, 30th August 2010
          by LonelyShadow
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          Jackie Chan has a car in his living room.
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            Posted, 21st June 2011
            by gerard29
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            A park full of 12 year olds has no parents or adults around.
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              Posted, 27th June 2010
              by Adam
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              Pair Jackie Chan with any other black person and you will get a hit movie..GUARANTEED
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              • 29th July 2010 by ryan corderman
                OMFG HAHA! Pogi you are so freaking awesome.
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              Posted, 30th June 2010
              by pogi
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              3-4 weeks of training with Jackie Chan will make you able to beat kids who have been taking Karate lessons all there life!
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              • 13th December 2013 by catmunch1
                kung fuuuuuuuu
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              Posted, 29th July 2010
              by ryan corderman
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                Posted, 30th August 2010
                by LonelyShadow
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                Fly guts taste delicious with noodles.
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                  Posted, 27th June 2010
                  by Adam
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                  A lot of Westerners attend Chinese schools.
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                    Posted, 27th June 2010
                    by Adam
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                    Blue fire can heal all wounds.
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                    • 3rd July 2010 by Sharkboy
                      wasn't the fire green? oh and don't forget the cotton ball~!
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                    Posted, 27th June 2010
                    by Adam
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                    Jackie Chan doesn't approve of the word "ass."
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                      Posted, 27th June 2010
                      by Adam
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                      Kung Fu tournament officials will give you a warning if you run off the mat but won't flinch at unrestrained brutality.
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                        Posted, 27th June 2010
                        by Adam
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                        If you've been practicing Kung Fu for years and you're fighting against a fighter trained by Jackie Chan in a Kung Fu tournament, Quit right away. You will get your ass whopped.
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                          Posted, 30th June 2010
                          by pogi
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                          Once you are able to kick that high bell, you're are ready for the tournament
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                            Posted, 30th June 2010
                            by pogi
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                            Schools in China only have one day of "Uniform day"
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                              Posted, 30th June 2010
                              by pogi
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                              If you're afraid of some one, keep fighting him and even throw Dirty water at him until you are not afraid anymore
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                                Posted, 30th June 2010
                                by pogi
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                                Repeatedly hanging up a coat and taking is down is training for Karate!
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                                  Posted, 4th July 2010
                                  by TiffYG2133
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                                  Apparently most Chinese people speak English.
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                                    Posted, 30th August 2010
                                    by LonelyShadow
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                                    Showing an impressionable young kid someone teasing a snake whilst standing on one foot on a tiny ledge over a huge drop will result in him winning a martial arts tournament with a broken leg. Simple.
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                                      Posted, 11th October 2010
                                      by no
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                                      Will Smith's son is not nearly as bad an actor as I thought he would be.
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                                        Posted, 11th October 2010
                                        by no
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                                        No one will notice that the white kid disappeared for most of the movie as long as he's cheering Dre on at the end
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                                          Posted, 16th June 2011
                                          by NVxvi
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                                          Mr. Han will ease you into learning Kung Fu by having you hang up, put on, take off, drop and pick up a jacket, then explain that the way you do it and the motions that make up each action is Kung Fu in and of itself. Mr. Miyagi will just make you wash his car and paint his fence.
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                                            Posted, 4th June 2012
                                            by FilmSavvy
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                                            People in China live to be over 400 years old.
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                                              Posted, 27th June 2010
                                              by Adam
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                                              The ice cream in China is delicious.
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                                                Posted, 27th June 2010
                                                by Adam
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                                                If you promise to be the loudest applauder in the audience, don't sit next to Dre's mom.
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                                                  Posted, 27th June 2010
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  If a woman walks into a men's bathroom, anyone inside will expect a little "something something."
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                                                    Posted, 27th June 2010
                                                    by Adam
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                                                    Americans don't stick up for each other during school yard fights.
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                                                      Posted, 27th June 2010
                                                      by Adam
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                                                      Pop-locking won't impress the girl, but it'll certainly lead to you getting your butt kicked.
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                                                        Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                        I'm sure Chinese people wont be disappointed if a black kid defeats all their young martial artists in their own martial arts...
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                                                          Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                          by kaizar
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                                                          If your wife and child die in a car accident, the only acceptable job left for you is to be a utility man.
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                                                            Posted, 30th June 2010
                                                            by kaizar
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                                                            America's economy will be so bad that black people will call China "home."
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                                                              Posted, 30th June 2010
                                                              by pogi
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                                                              The movie answered my biggest question about the movie..and that is WHAT THE HELL IS A BLACK KID DOING IN CHINA???
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                                                                Posted, 30th June 2010
                                                                by pogi
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                                                                You can tell he's new if he wears his uniform on a non "uniform day" and plain clothes on a Uniform day.
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                                                                  Posted, 30th June 2010
                                                                  by pogi
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                                                                  Dre will have that girl pregnant on The Karate Kid part II
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                                                                  • 13th December 2013 by catmunch1
                                                                    did you know it's racist to call some one a racist that is being racist?
                                                                  • 13th December 2013 by catmunch1
                                                                    and run back to the usa!
                                                                  • 29th July 2010 by ryan corderman
                                                                    I think in this situation I will say Racism FTW. *shakes head in approval*
                                                                  • 29th July 2010 by HermanoBluth
                                                                    Racism FTL.... :(
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                                                                  Posted, 30th June 2010
                                                                  by pogi
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                                                                  You don't get a point in a Kung Fu tournament for landing a hit. You get a point once you thoroughly fuck up your opponent
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                                                                    Posted, 30th June 2010
                                                                    by pogi
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                                                                    Even if your leg is most likely irreparably broken, you can still win the fight by completing a sweet spinning kick, without further injuring your leg.
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                                                                      Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                      by genius101
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                                                                      Don't worry, honey! Mommy is cheering for you! Try not to get the other leg broken!
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                                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                        by Riababy
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                                                                        It's hard to find street parking in China.
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                                                                          Posted, 3rd July 2010
                                                                          by Riababy
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                                                                          When you move to China, the first person you meet will be an American.
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                                                                            Posted, 29th July 2010
                                                                            by HermanoBluth
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                                                                            The dude with the biggest dick in China is a 12 year old black kid.
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                                                                              Posted, 29th July 2010
                                                                              by ryan corderman
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                                                                              It is believable that a scrawny 12 year old can beat up that toned and muscular 16 year old they have playing his enemy. A flip and kick to eye beats that number he did on your leg, sure.
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                                                                                Posted, 30th November 2010
                                                                                by Bebe Bluff
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                                                                                No one will notice that the white kid disappeared for most of the movie as long as he's cheering Dre on at the end.
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                                                                                  Posted, 16th June 2011
                                                                                  by NVxvi
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                                                                                  Life will knock us down, but we can choose whether or not to stand back up.
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                                                                                    Posted, 4th June 2012
                                                                                    by FilmSavvy
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