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Lilo and Stitch

Lilo and Stitch
This list was started on 9th December 2009 by Anon
There are 49 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 15th January 2015

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Aliens love Elvis.
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    Posted, 9th December 2009
    by Anon
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    When you voluntarily rock a name like Cobra Bubbles, you don't even need to be part of the MiB to be awesome.
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      Posted, 9th December 2009
      by Anon
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      If you build a model of a large city, you absolutely must rampage around in it like Godzilla.
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      • 10th December 2009 by Sharkboy
        Well half the fun of building it is your plans on destroying it!
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      Posted, 9th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Fat tourist men are not allowed to eat their ice cream.
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      • 10th December 2009 by Sharkboy
        I've always felt bad for that guy!
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      Posted, 9th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Gingers with dorky eyeglasses can be bitches too.
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        Posted, 9th December 2009
        by Anon
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        Nobody finds it weird that the "dog" is BLUE and does the hula.
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          Posted, 13th December 2009
          by SainaTsukino
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          We MUST keep pretending mosquitos are endangered to avoid alien invasion.
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            Posted, 22nd December 2009
            by Abrina7
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            The ugly duckling is actually about finding out where you belong and has nothing to do with swans.
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              Posted, 9th December 2009
              by Kidoushuu
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              Having a homosexual couple in a children's movie is okay as long as they're both extraterrestrials and the wig/sundress combination is an attempt on the hilariously misinformed one's part to "blend in".
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              • 23rd May 2010 by Anon
                Jumba and Pleakley get so much worse in the sequels and TV series. Or at least they would if those things were to exist, which they don't. Jumba and Pleakley being an obvious gay couple throughout would probably be the only redeeming feature of those things if they were to exist, though, since that would be hilarious enough to offset the theoretical Ohana overdose and general character derailment. Good thing we're talking hypothetically here.
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              Posted, 9th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Even when you take into consideration all the linguistic possibilities aliens of the galaxies could have, their top scientist still speaks English like an excited Russkie.
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              • 13th December 2009 by SainaTsukino
                The bad guys always have either a british or a russia accent
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              Posted, 9th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Mosquitos are not pests, they're an endangered species and must be preserved at all costs.
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                Posted, 9th December 2009
                by Anon
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                If you see a weird blue creature, bring it home as a pet because it's most definitely not scary.
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                  Posted, 11th December 2009
                  by MokonaYi
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                  A lazer gun will explode if you put a carrot in it.
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                    Posted, 16th December 2009
                    by LindseyW
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                    It's never a good idea to let your alien dog have access to a chain saw.
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                      Posted, 16th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      CPS wants your dog to be a well behaved citizen.
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                        Posted, 3rd June 2010
                        by The Cincinnati Kid
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                        Aliens are all about rules.
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                          Posted, 9th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          Child services in Hawaii are really strict.
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                            Posted, 9th December 2009
                            by Anon
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                            The adopted member of the family must learn how to get along, or else he gets sent back to the lab.
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                              Posted, 9th December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              You don't need to be taller if are already cute and fluffy.
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                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                "Stitch" isn't a real name in Iceland.
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                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                  by Kidoushuu
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                                  A large truck of gasoline will so not blow up in the nearest lava pit it falls into. Until you punch a hole in it.
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                                    Posted, 12th December 2009
                                    by PhoenixFox
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                                    It is policy in all Hawaii dog pounds to keep a run-over/DEAD dog until a little girl wants it. It is also okay to sell said dog for around two dollars.
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                                      Posted, 13th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Little blue aliens think frogs are threatening.
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                                        Posted, 16th December 2009
                                        by LindseyW
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                                        When aliens attack your house, call your social worker!
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                                          Posted, 16th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          Never give an alien coffee.
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                                            Posted, 16th December 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            No more caffeine for Stitch.
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                                              Posted, 17th March 2010
                                              by ekedolphin
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                                              Stitch has a high.level of evilness...but then he'll prepare your lunch for school..dance hula hula with your group....wash your clothes...and cook big birthday cakes in the end..not so bad after all n_n
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                                                Posted, 1st September 2011
                                                by Alaurien
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                                                Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
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                                                  Posted, 4th September 2011
                                                  by Evilgidgit
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                                                  Mosquitoes can be useful after all.
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                                                    Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Vegetables make perfect body parts for homemade dolls.
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                                                      Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Dog pounds have secrets about some of their pooches they don't want you to know.
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                                                        Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        You ran over an alien. What should you do with it? Put in the pound!
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                                                          Posted, 24th June 2010
                                                          by horsepower995
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                                                          When your Collie gets run over it will turn into a blue alien and be taken to a dog pound even though it was claimed to be dead and the pound owner will sell it to you for 2 dollars because it doesn't live up to yolo.
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                                                            Posted, 3rd August 2012
                                                            by kort
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                                                            Dogs can walk on two legs, be blue, play guitar, and talk and people will still think it's a dog.
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                                                              Posted, 3rd August 2012
                                                              by kort
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                                                              ViewMasters are the ultimate form of picture presentation.
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                                                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Aliens have really poor aim.
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                                                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                  by waffle
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                                                                  Small blue alien has the muscle to lift ridiculously heavy objects even though he's about the size of a jumbo stuffed animal.
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                                                                    Posted, 10th December 2009
                                                                    by chibi master
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                                                                    Never buy blue dogs that talk. They can lead to an alien invasion.
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                                                                      Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                      by Rosette17
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                                                                      Alien-dogs named Stitch can build a city from books but they aren't too good at blending smoothies.
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                                                                        Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                        by Vampiremoon762
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                                                                        A surfer won't freak out when a spaceship falls into the ocean behind him.
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                                                                          Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                          Sharks look like dolphins. They're tricky fish.
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                                                                            Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                            Stitch is a monster. But just a little one.
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                                                                              Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                              It's fine for a Disney movie to show blood if it's pink.
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                                                                                Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                If someone tells you to be quiet, spit on them.
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                                                                                  Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                                  Be careful who you call a "stupid head".
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                                                                                    Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                    Stitch isn't that good at building sandcastles.
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                                                                                      Posted, 15th January 2015
                                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                                      Giant aliens are surprisingly good at hiding in bushes.
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                                                                                        Posted, 15th January 2015
                                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                                        A fat guy eating ice cream won't freak out if a spaceship flies over his head and knocks the ice cream out of his hand.
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                                                                                          Posted, 15th January 2015
                                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                                          Cobra Bubbles may or may not have killed someone.
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                                                                                            Posted, 15th January 2015
                                                                                            by Footballfan
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