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Blade

Blade
This list was started on 21st July 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
There are 15 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th September 2014

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Don't go to raves in meat-packing plants. Trust me.
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    Posted, 21st July 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Even when you're a vampire god, you can't withstand the power of EDTA syringes.
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      Posted, 21st July 2010
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      Even vampires can become quite obese.
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      • 22nd July 2010 by NateSean
        Blood has a lot of calories...
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      Posted, 21st July 2010
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      You KNOW it's on once Blade slowly puts his sunglasses on.
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        Posted, 21st July 2010
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        Becoming a vampire god will turn your eyes *really* red.
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          Posted, 21st July 2010
          by KungFuMasterLarry
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          Blade is your worst nightmare and daydream!
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            Posted, 8th August 2010
            by TiffYG2133
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            Blade strikes more poses than the Power Rangers.
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              Posted, 21st July 2010
              by KungFuMasterLarry
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              Asian, well-dressed vampires like to hang out in nightclubs and watch girls in schoolgirl outfits sing in inhumanly high-pitched and squeaky voices.
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              • 8th August 2010 by TiffYG2133
                This is true even for non-vampires!
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              Posted, 21st July 2010
              by KungFuMasterLarry
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              If you finally meet the guy whose been systematically killing off your kind for years on end for the good of mankind/personal vendetta, do you REALLY think he'd accept a peace offering and join your side?
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                Posted, 21st July 2010
                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                Vampire hunters drive bad-ass, old-school American muscle.
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                  Posted, 21st July 2010
                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                  Vampires have their own Bible.
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                    Posted, 22nd July 2010
                    by NateSean
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                    When daywalkers suck blood from a woman, it can be confused with sex.
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                      Posted, 4th March 2011
                      by agentdc7
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                      When confronting your enemy, say his name in a very nasty tone of voice. That way he knows your talking to him. FROST!
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                        Posted, 13th March 2011
                        by KDubbz
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                        When you take off your jacket in a nightclub, it will be back on in the next shot.
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                          Posted, 4th September 2014
                          by agentdc7
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                          Obese vampires fart because they are obese.
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                            Posted, 5th September 2014
                            by agentdc7
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