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Surrogates
This list was started on 11th December 2009 by Adam
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This list was last updated on 21st July 2013

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The surrogate world is a lot like the internet - many of the attractive girls you encounter will really be overweight men.
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    Posted, 11th December 2009
    by Adam
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    The whole world agreed that one single fat guy in the FBI building in the United States has the power to shut off every single surrogate in the world.
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      Posted, 29th December 2009
      by matthijstieleman
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      People who choose not to use a surrogate will have to live at the dump, where laws and hygiene don't apply.
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        Posted, 29th May 2010
        by thugz4real
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        "Do not fire unless absolutely necessary" means kill everyone in sight.
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          Posted, 11th December 2009
          by Adam
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          No one wants an Asian surrogate.
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            Posted, 29th May 2010
            by thugz4real
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            When all the surrogates are disabled and cars crashed, news readers can still get out of their beds, get to their jobs, and remember how to do their job. Same is true for sound technicians, etc. etc.
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              Posted, 29th May 2010
              by thugz4real
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              If you lay completely still for most of the day and night, you will not gain weight, need to eat or lose muscle tone.
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                Posted, 29th May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                Always kill yourself moments before your master plan concludes. That way you can just assume everything will go as you hoped.
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                  Posted, 11th December 2009
                  by Adam
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                  If you hate surrogates and everything they represent, own, use, and employ hundreds of them.
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                    Posted, 11th December 2009
                    by Adam
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                    It makes sense that when surrogates are disconnected, the engines of the car they are using stop as well.
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                      Posted, 29th December 2009
                      by matthijstieleman
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                      Even though all the surrogates are disconnected and don't work, a Chinese surrogate in the FBI building can still blink his eyes.
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                        Posted, 29th December 2009
                        by matthijstieleman
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                        99 percent of the world has the money to buy a robot.
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                          Posted, 29th December 2009
                          by matthijstieleman
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                          It still makes sense to fight wars, even though nobody dies.
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                            Posted, 29th December 2009
                            by matthijstieleman
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                            It´s the future, yet we still use flash drives, USB, and LCD screens.
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                              Posted, 29th May 2010
                              by thugz4real
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                              2/3 of the world earn less that 1 USD a day, yet 98% of mankind can afford one Surrogate.
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                                Posted, 29th May 2010
                                by thugz4real
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                                Having almost 7.000.000.000 surrogates charging does not produce a power grid collapse.
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                                  Posted, 29th May 2010
                                  by thugz4real
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                                  Crime has been eradicated by buffering criminals during a crime. Apparently attempted rape is no longer a crime, and neither is vandalism of a surrogate. Meatbags have also apparently never done anything wrong despite being violent revolutionaries.
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                                    Posted, 29th May 2010
                                    by thugz4real
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                                    Your wife's surrogate doesn't like the meatbag version of you.
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                                      Posted, 29th May 2010
                                      by thugz4real
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                                      If your company has become the most powerful in the world, making unimaginable profits from producing extremely expensive products EVERYONE wants - make sure to allocate billions of those profits to research weaponry that can destroy those products.
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                                        Posted, 29th May 2010
                                        by thugz4real
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                                        Bruce Willis apparently lost his "Die Hard" powers and became "to old for this shit."
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                                          Posted, 29th May 2010
                                          by thugz4real
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                                          Almost every Bruce Willis movie cover, poster, DVD...etc, has to have a close up of Bruce Willis looking over his shoulder.
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                                            Posted, 29th May 2010
                                            by thugz4real
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                                            If you're bald and your surrogate has hair, it'll still look like a wig.
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                                              Posted, 11th December 2009
                                              by Adam
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                                              Even in a science fiction film, the geeks are still slovenly fat guys who sit in dark rooms all day.
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                                                Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                by Adam
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                                                Robots are incredibly powerful, except against hillbillies with pitchforks and shotguns.
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                                                  Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  If you like your face with skin on it, don't hit on Bruce Willis' wife.
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                                                    Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                    by Adam
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                                                    If your group is called the "Dreads" your leader must by definition have dreadlocks.
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                                                      Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                      by Adam
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                                                      The best way to kill an addiction is to kill the addict. Sucks to be an addict.
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                                                        Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        Even though you don't use your legs for years, the muscles in 'em remain trained and you're even capable of running.
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                                                          Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                          by matthijstieleman
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                                                          Nobody in the all-human reserve noticed that their big leader is a surrogate.
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                                                            Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                            by matthijstieleman
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                                                            When your brains turn to fluid, it comes out of your eyes.
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                                                              Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                              by matthijstieleman
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                                                              In the world where there are surrogates, you can have a military career when you're a crack shot in Call of Duty.
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                                                                Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                by matthijstieleman
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                                                                It's really funny when someone hits you in the face, even though it costs money to repair it.
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                                                                  Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                                  If you already look like a movie star your surrogate will look exactly like you after a seriously good make-over.
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                                                                    Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                    by jackflowers
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                                                                    The people who control surrogates are all wearing pyjamas and dressing gowns.
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                                                                      Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                      by jackflowers
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                                                                      If you've built a secret lair from which you plan to launch your operation to destroy many of the world's population, it's good to a/leave the secret door unlocked b/make sure there's a gap under the door so any idiot can find it c/have a completely useless security force who fail to do anything about intruders.
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                                                                        Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                        by jackflowers
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                                                                        In the future rather than hook up your surveillance system to supercomputers which can identify anything you like, just have a bunch of bored retirees watching the screens via robots. It's much more efficient.
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                                                                          Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                          by jackflowers
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                                                                          All robots are filled with some green slime.
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                                                                            Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                            If you find someone doing drungs in your house, kick him in the face!
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                                                                              Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                              It is much more harder to walk in public without your surrogate.
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                                                                                Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                Deep down inside, dorky white guys in lab coats want to be black.
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                                                                                  Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                                  Everyone will own a surrogate that encompasses all of their ideal characteristics and desires, but cheapo models are still available at Radio Shack.
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                                                                                    Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                                    In the future, you can custom build an exact replica surrogate in less than an hour.
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                                                                                      Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                                      "Jacking" can get you high through your surrogate, but everyone is surprised that a weapon could kill you through your surrogate.
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                                                                                        Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                                                        When you can run like a car, you will still drive one. When you can jump several stories you will still take stairs and elevators.
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                                                                                          Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                                          Military surrogates will be exactly as destructible as civilian ones, they will just look more like crash test dummies.
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                                                                                            Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                                            Surrogates don't require their clothes to be washed.
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                                                                                              Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                                              When consciousness can be controlled and transferred into a machine body, nobody will try to make this a permanent thing despite spending 18 hours a day in the machine already.
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                                                                                                Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                                If all people had to do was stay at home and control their surrogates, nobody would shave, shower, get out of their pajamas or leave the house.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                                                  If you try and pull a fast one, your son will probably end up dead.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                                                    If the person you're interrogating suddenly emites a whirring sound, aquires a blank look about them and quits moving altogether, it is safe to assume "this interrogation is over."
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                                                                                                      Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                                                      Always kill yourself moments before your master plan concludes. That way you can just assume everything will go as planned.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 29th May 2010
                                                                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                                                                        The best insult to tell a human who's living outside a robot is to call him a "meatbag."
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                                                                                                          Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                                                          Steve Jobs' twin will invent surrogate technology in the future.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                                                            If you easily take out an entire group of surrogates with a super weapon and are being chased by just one more who's incidentally missing an arm, put the weapon in your bag and run away as fast as you can.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                                                              The only thing scarier than Ving Rhames...multiple Ving Rhameses.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                                                                                by Adam
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                                                                                                                Never kill a genius scientist's son.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                                                                                  by Adam
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                                                                                                                  The guy who actually saves the day using his super computer... is not the hero of the movie.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th December 2009
                                                                                                                    by SainaTsukino
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                                                                                                                    It's very annoying to go on holidays when you have a surrogate because everyone will need to carry themselves with them too.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                                                      by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                      No matter how little time is available, no matter how much stress is involved, when anyone barks words to a typist at high speed, especially the hero, said hero will input all words into the screen perfectly first time without a single typo at 80WPM+. Especially useful when 1 billion lives are at stake.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 9th January 2010
                                                                                                                        by Danny G13
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                                                                                                                        Remarkable technological advances have been made to incorporate surrogates into the lives of 98% of the population, yet files are still being carried around on USB drives.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 13th January 2010
                                                                                                                          by dandv
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                                                                                                                          The people who control surrogates all look really tired, even though they lie around all day doing nothing.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 19th March 2010
                                                                                                                            by jackflowers
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                                                                                                                            It's easy to jack your entire nervous system into a synthetic robot, just lie down on a sun-bed and put an eye-patch on.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th March 2010
                                                                                                                              by jackflowers
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                                                                                                                              This film is not I-Robot
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd August 2012
                                                                                                                                by MaskedMovieMan
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                                                                                                                                Para-Olympics become obsolete in the future
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st July 2013
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