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The Warriors

The Warriors
This list was started on 2nd October 2010 by Adam
There are 23 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 25th March 2015

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All prostitutes and gang leaders secretly wish they went to prom.
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    Posted, 2nd October 2010
    by Adam
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    It takes a pretty long time to get from the Bronx to Coney Island.
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      Posted, 2nd October 2010
      by Adam
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      A gang carrying baseball bats will surround their victim and fight them one on one
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        Posted, 9th October 2010
        by eprometheus
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        No one will be suspicious when the gang accused of shooting someone doesn't fire a single bullet in other fights.
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          Posted, 2nd October 2010
          by Adam
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          Gang members will always be incredibly polite to you right before rape.
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            Posted, 2nd October 2010
            by Adam
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            Knife beats gun.
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              Posted, 2nd October 2010
              by Adam
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              If a girl shows any interest in you...it's a trap!
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                Posted, 2nd October 2010
                by Adam
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                Always trust that none of the hundreds of gang members who arrive at your meeting will carry weapons.
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                  Posted, 2nd October 2010
                  by Adam
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                  The Warriors aren't just good...they're the best.
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                    Posted, 2nd October 2010
                    by Adam
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                    Don't flirt with a girl sitting on a bench in the middle of the night in Central Park - she is probably an under cover cop
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                      Posted, 9th October 2010
                      by eprometheus
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                      In the future, all gangs will be made up entirely of off-Broadway actors.
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                        Posted, 11th October 2010
                        by no
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                        CAAANN YOOOOUUUU DIIIIIIIIG IIIITTT?!?!?!
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                          Posted, 11th October 2010
                          by no
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                          The Orphans got wasted by a gang throwing a flaming bottle then running away.
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                            Posted, 13th June 2011
                            by Jimster114
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                            The Warriors ran way more than they fought!
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                              Posted, 13th June 2011
                              by Jimster114
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                              Flirting with a girl on a park bench is now an arrestable offense.
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                                Posted, 6th April 2012
                                by occams chainsaw
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                                The prostitute always has a heart of gold.
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                                  Posted, 4th October 2010
                                  by Adam
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                                  The best reason to kill someone is "just because."
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                                    Posted, 4th October 2010
                                    by Adam
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                                    Warriors did come out to play!
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                                      Posted, 13th June 2011
                                      by Jimster114
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                                      Vests are cool.
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                                        Posted, 21st June 2011
                                        by gerard29
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                                        He'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle
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                                          Posted, 25th March 2015
                                          by bhoverdos
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                                          Dexters dad is a dick even by dystopian gang standards
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                                            Posted, 25th March 2015
                                            by bhoverdos
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                                            Finding your gang and staying alive takes second to pussy, pussy with bad hair and just decent faces i might add
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                                              Posted, 25th March 2015
                                              by bhoverdos
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