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Diary Of The Dead

Diary Of The Dead
This list was started on 9th October 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 17 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 23rd March 2011

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If you can't get an Emmy settle for a paycheck!
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    Posted, 9th October 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    Mummy's hang out in forests.
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      Dead things shouldn't run fast.
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        If you run fast when you are a corpse your ankles will snap off.
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          News only exists to sell soap.
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            Posted, 9th October 2010
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            When multiple news sources are reporting zombie attacks you will always have a cynical friend who thinks it's all bull shit.
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              Posted, 9th October 2010
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              Burglars will always take time out of stealing to judge you for your misdeeds.
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                Unless you're Jesus Christ you don't walk around after you die.
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                  It's important to charge your camera during the zombie apocalypse.
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                    Posted, 9th October 2010
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                    Make sure your friend realizes how annoying you find his incessant documenting by getting your own camera and doing the same thing.
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                      Posted, 9th October 2010
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                      Deaf Amish people are extremely helpful to have around during the zombie apocalypse.
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                        Posted, 9th October 2010
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                        12
                        Take caution when grabbing a clown's nose.
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                          13
                          Zombies are not members of country clubs.
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                            Zombies don't like Golf or Tennis.
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                              Posted, 9th October 2010
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                              Zombies will not attack you if you're holding a video camera.
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                                Posted, 23rd March 2011
                                by KDubbz
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                                While you stand still fussing at the camera guy, a zombie will reach out and rip your dress.
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                                  Posted, 23rd March 2011
                                  by KDubbz
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                                  Zombies have an appetite for fast moving humans. Forget the cows, pigs, and chickens they stiffly walk by.
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                                    Posted, 23rd March 2011
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