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Bad Boys 2

Bad Boys 2
This list was started on 26th October 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 38 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 8th August 2014

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Rats fuck like people do.
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  • 10th July 2013 by agentdc7
    Michael Bay loves animal porn.
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Posted, 26th October 2010
by ryan corderman
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Two black guys can infiltrate the KKK pretty easily.
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    Posted, 26th October 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    Shit just got real.
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    • 3rd March 2011 by AshBlaze
      Now, the shit just got real?
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    Posted, 26th October 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    If you need to infiltrate the KKK to arrest them for smuggling drugs, be sure to have 2 of your black cops go undercover as Klan members instead of any of your white cops.
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      Posted, 25th February 2011
      by AKenjiB
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      Reggie never made love to a man.
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        Posted, 26th October 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        People don't exercise their right to shut the fuck up enough.
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          Posted, 26th October 2010
          by ryan corderman
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          A guy accidentally getting high is a totally original joke
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          • 25th March 2014 by agentdc7
            Yeah real original. So original, Bay need to stick the same joke into Transformers ROTF.
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          Posted, 27th October 2010
          by AKenjiB
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          You won't get suspended or lose your badge when you cause collateral damage. You'll just get yelled at by your boss
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          • 6th August 2014 by smartguy360
            you copied this one from bad boys
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          Posted, 27th October 2010
          by AKenjiB
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          A Ferrari dashboard costs $20,000 to replace.
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            Posted, 28th October 2010
            by agentdc7
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            THE DEVIL IS NOT WELCOME HEEEEEERE!!
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              Posted, 28th October 2010
              by AKenjiB
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              Syd must be a whiz at carnival games; anyone who can throw a gun onto a landmine perfectly can kick a carnie's ass any day.
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                Posted, 6th November 2010
                by avalanche719
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                The Russian Grim Reaper is a drunk. Of course, he's Russian!
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                  Posted, 6th November 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  You never bring up Mike's momma's titties.
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                    Posted, 1st May 2011
                    by Spanish God
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                    Apparently no one lives in ALL of those little huts in Rio. Either that or no one should care if Will Smith and Martin Lawerence smash hundreds of families to death with a hummer in 30 seconds.
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                      Posted, 9th April 2012
                      by Sfc
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                      You can date your best friend's sister behind his back he won't mind
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                        Posted, 6th August 2014
                        by smartguy360
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                        It's a good idea to stick your hand and head out of the window when cars are flying overhead
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                          Posted, 6th August 2014
                          by smartguy360
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                          You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, 'cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should definitely get one just like it.
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                            Posted, 26th October 2010
                            by ryan corderman
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                            Saying "Woosah" will calm you in any situation.
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                            • 6th November 2010 by avalanche719
                              you have to massage and twist your ears as well to get the full effect haha
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                            Posted, 26th October 2010
                            by ryan corderman
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                            Will Smith really hurt Martin Lawrence's ass.
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                              Posted, 26th October 2010
                              by ryan corderman
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                              Killing people is simply a part of the job of being a cop
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                                Posted, 27th October 2010
                                by AKenjiB
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                                Mike and Marcus always gotta go racial....sad.
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                                  Posted, 27th October 2010
                                  by AKenjiB
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                                  There is always animal humping in a Michael Bay film.
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                                    Posted, 28th October 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Will Smith is the devil. Who's asking?
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                                      Posted, 28th October 2010
                                      by AKenjiB
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                                      Breaking everything in a junkie's shop will make them spill the beans.
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                                        Posted, 6th November 2010
                                        by avalanche719
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                                        If a remote control car randomly appears on the field you're playing soccer on, get the hell out of there.
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                                          Posted, 6th November 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          Don't let bitches know where you keep your gun.
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                                            Posted, 6th November 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            The best time to examine the corpse of a woman with huge tits is at night when no one else is around.
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                                              Posted, 6th November 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              If someone is Cuban, they undoubtedly came in with the tide.
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                                                Posted, 6th November 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                It takes a dysfunctional motherf*cker to bust somebody in the head like that.
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                                                  Posted, 6th November 2010
                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                  A cop who knows his job is dangerous will take his Ferrari to work.
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                                                    Posted, 21st March 2012
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    Boats flipping overhead will pucker your butthole.
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                                                      Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                      by occams chainsaw
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                                                      A loaded down 18 wheeler can catch a V8 GMC denali that even has a head start.
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                                                        Posted, 9th December 2013
                                                        by catmunch1
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                                                        Keep the dog in the same spot so he can tear the pool down again.
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                                                          Posted, 9th December 2013
                                                          by catmunch1
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                                                          Syd is bullet proof.
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                                                            Posted, 9th December 2013
                                                            by catmunch1
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                                                            Don't tell your police captain that your partner has ingested illegal drugs, even by accident, until he's causing a ruckus in his house at 2AM.
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                                                              Posted, 8th August 2014
                                                              by nee
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                                                              Everybody shoots at or from behind a toilet when a gunfight ensures in a hovel.
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                                                                Posted, 8th August 2014
                                                                by nee
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                                                                When infiltrating an organized criminal's home as pest control, don't bother figuring out what pests they called in for, it won't every arouse suspicion.
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                                                                  Posted, 8th August 2014
                                                                  by nee
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                                                                  Police lieutenants like to mess with guys that take their daughters out on a date, by pretending to be hyper stereotypical black people, including pistol-bearing ganstas holding wine bottles and rapping about highways and bitches, and asking if they like to make love to men.
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                                                                    Posted, 8th August 2014
                                                                    by nee
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