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Saw 3D

Saw 3D
This list was started on 28th October 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 23 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 23rd July 2011

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The best horror movie killers are those who have been dead for more films then they have been alive.
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    Posted, 28th October 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    Even though Jigsaw is dead his puppet is still talking just like him.
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      Posted, 28th October 2010
      by ryan corderman
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      Jigsaw isn't going to let a silly little thing like being dead stop him from dishing out some lessons in morality!
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        Posted, 28th October 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        What's better than blood, guts, and torture? Blood, guts, and torture in 3D!
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          Posted, 28th October 2010
          by ryan corderman
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          You can still design intricate traps after you've been dead for a couple years.
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            Posted, 28th October 2010
            by ryan corderman
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            Self-help gurus are a bit useless in life-or-death situations
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              Posted, 29th October 2010
              by njackson84
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              I guess it's true what they say,"bros before hoes."
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                Posted, 18th November 2010
                by Bassmint Stile
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                If a man is responsible for the near deaths of your wife and daughter, become his apprentice
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                  Posted, 8th December 2010
                  by AKenjiB
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                  People won't notice an enormous glass box with 3 shackled teenagers inside in the middle of a crowded city park until minutes before the trap starts.
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                    Posted, 29th May 2011
                    by Valenti
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                    Nothing brings people together like the blood curdling screams of those being tortured!
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                      Posted, 28th October 2010
                      by ryan corderman
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                      After a bunch of crappy movies it only makes sense to add 3D.
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                        Posted, 28th October 2010
                        by ryan corderman
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                        Jigsaw is getting a little crazy since he died.
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                          Posted, 28th October 2010
                          by ryan corderman
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                          3D is the solution if your favorite franchise is going downhill.
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                            Posted, 3rd December 2010
                            by AHA
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                            Reverse bear-trap isn't a trap that everyone escapes.
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                              Posted, 5th December 2010
                              by churi
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                              When the true accomplice turns out to be the doctor from the first film, you begin to realize just how obvious it was. How would an engineer know so much about a human body and do near perfect surgery (such as the mouth and eye sewing in Saw 4)?
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                                Posted, 14th January 2011
                                by njackson84
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                                Woah! woah! 4 apprentices? This whole time he's had 4 apprentices? Jesus christ
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                                  Posted, 7th February 2011
                                  by AKenjiB
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                                  Bobby would apparently not scream if he were having his throat ripped out with a fish hook from the inside.
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                                    Posted, 29th May 2011
                                    by Valenti
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                                    Detectives never think to simply google the cryptic riddles that Jigsaw leaves.
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                                      Posted, 29th May 2011
                                      by Valenti
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                                      Winning a grueling 8 week show where you learn to be a sexy, badass Scream Queen nets you about 40 seconds of screentime.
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                                        Posted, 29th May 2011
                                        by Valenti
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                                        She REALLY should've locked the door.
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                                          Posted, 29th May 2011
                                          by Valenti
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                                          The game is never over. Mainly because leaving a multi-million dollar franchise open ended is a good business venture.
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                                            Posted, 29th May 2011
                                            by Valenti
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                                            Never lie about being a Jigsaw survivor. He would go out of his way to make your story true.
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                                              Posted, 4th June 2011
                                              by AJwest
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                                              You're a genius engineer who can predict how people will respond to any given situation. You can also predict the situations. So, do you do something to prevent your beloved wife (later widow) to get brutally killed? No - you just plan something to avenge her death once that happens.
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                                                Posted, 23rd July 2011
                                                by sebastian
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